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fork
09-05-2010, 11:27 PM
Last year I had a premonition in a dream that I was going to die. In the dream the date of my death was 09/05/2010. We have 30 minutes till the end of that date.

Do you think I will die or not? I hope not.

fork
09-05-2010, 11:29 PM
I will be back soon I am going for my last smoke.

hollo
09-05-2010, 11:30 PM
in a dream dying dosent mean physical death - i dont think youll die :p

edit - or maybe it was 5/09/10 :eek:

tien an
09-05-2010, 11:37 PM
in a dream dying dosent mean physical death - i dont think youll die :p

edit - or maybe it was 5/09/10 :eek:

Yes...were you in the United States during your dream?

tian an.

fork
09-05-2010, 11:39 PM
I aint dead yet 20 minutes left, fingers crossed. I was really looking forward to 2012.

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:41 PM
Place your bets now...

fork
09-05-2010, 11:41 PM
Yes...were you in the United States during your dream?

tian an.

no I was in bed in England. I'm a gonna.

fork
09-05-2010, 11:43 PM
If any one could help I would really appreciate it. 18 minutes till I die. come on people help me out here.

omnisense
09-05-2010, 11:45 PM
you won't die. but you can live renewed.

fork
09-05-2010, 11:47 PM
So many things I wanted to do so many things left undone so many pathways unexplored. In 13 minutes I will be no more. I love you all.

couchtripper
09-05-2010, 11:48 PM
can I have your porn collection?

fork
09-05-2010, 11:50 PM
can I have your porn collection?

No I knew my death was close so I spunked it all out. What was left I gave to Oxfam.

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:50 PM
I'm curious as to why you left it until the last half hour to ask the board for help?

Cutting it a bit fine don't you think.

lakkimakki
09-05-2010, 11:51 PM
-Tip-

I can still finish you off, if you dont die naturally,,,

fork
09-05-2010, 11:52 PM
9 minutes till my death. I blame the celebrity culture that has raped our society of its identity for my death. and that dream I had.

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:53 PM
Europe - The Final Countdown (Live) - YouTube

:D

cosmo1
09-05-2010, 11:53 PM
I'm curious as to why you left it until the last half hour to ask the board for help?

Cutting it a bit fine don't you think.

Likes to live dangerously...:eek::D

infidelyork
09-05-2010, 11:53 PM
It's the first case of terminal stupidity I've come across. :rolleyes:

fork
09-05-2010, 11:53 PM
I'm curious as to why you left it until the last half hour to ask the board for help?

Cutting it a bit fine don't you think.

I just got up

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:55 PM
Likes to live dangerously...:eek::D

So it would appear :D

cosmo1
09-05-2010, 11:55 PM
It's the first case of terminal stupidity I've come across. :rolleyes:

Be nice, we know who the mutt is...;)

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:56 PM
I just got up

But you've known since last year.

infidelyork
09-05-2010, 11:56 PM
Be nice, we know who the mutt is...;)

Noooooo!!!!!

fork
09-05-2010, 11:56 PM
5 minutes to go. Listen to your dreams listen to the voice inside you hold on to the love I dont think I will have time to reply I love you all goodbye my friends goodbye.

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:57 PM
Be nice, we know who the mutt is...;)

Haha... yes we do know :D

fork
09-05-2010, 11:57 PM
But you've known since last year.

3 minutes left. good point.

cosmo1
09-05-2010, 11:58 PM
Noooooo!!!!!

*evil laugh* mwhahahahahaha :cool:

1776
09-05-2010, 11:59 PM
3 minutes left. good point.

You are seeking attention in a negative way. It's similar to that of a child, it's actually funny looking at others responses to your antics.

I hope you got what you were looking for :)


Peace&Love
God bless

psketti
09-05-2010, 11:59 PM
goodbye my friends goodbye.

*phones betfred*

fork
09-05-2010, 11:59 PM
My last message to you all is love each other and feel the need to care. I am dying now bye bye .

nelletuorg7
10-05-2010, 12:00 AM
Usually in dreams death means a change in your life not a physical death.

psketti
10-05-2010, 12:01 AM
_______________________________________

ennui
10-05-2010, 12:01 AM
Is that annoying attention seeker dead yet? :D:p

1776
10-05-2010, 12:02 AM
My last message to you all is love each other and feel the need to care. I am dying now bye bye .

Unless you are taking your own life, you will still be breathing come 20 minutes from now.

Why play these childish games on an internet forum?

I liked your "last message" to humanity, albeit snarky and morbid.


Peace&Love
God bless

fork
10-05-2010, 12:02 AM
You are seeking attention in a negative way. It's similar to that of a child, it's actually funny looking at others responses to your antics.

I hope you got what you were looking for :)


Peace&Love
God bless

No worries buddy. The dream was wrong and I am still alive. fucking stupid premonitions. I wont listen to them again next time I will phone you, cause you seem to know everything.

1776
10-05-2010, 12:03 AM
No worries buddy. The dream was wrong and I am still alive. fucking stupid premonitions. I wont listen to them again next time I will phone you, cause you seem to know everything.

Awesome :) I'm glad you were wrong....

PM me for my personal cell phone number


Peace&Love
God bless

cosmo1
10-05-2010, 12:05 AM
No worries buddy. The dream was wrong and I am still alive. fucking stupid premonitions. I wont listen to them again next time I will phone you, cause you seem to know everything.

Good to see you survived fork :D. Post what you like, everyone else does; don't listen to the nanas :p:D

tien an
10-05-2010, 12:16 AM
There...wasn't as bad as all that, was it?


What? The decor in your bedroom looks the same up here as it is on Earth?
I know...we aim to please. Look; we've even got a link to the DI forum for you!
:eek:

Enjoy your rebirth in the morning.:cool:

tian an.

PS My wife (Chinese) says that to dream of one's own death is extremely lucky.

psketti
10-05-2010, 12:19 AM
PS My wife (Chinese) says that to dream of one's own death is extremely lucky.

Well please ask her where mine is as I've died in dreams numerous times over the years :D

couchtripper
10-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Right, you're alive - first things first, get yourself down to Oxfam and see if the boxes of porn are still there!

cosmo1
10-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Well please ask her where mine is as I've died in dreams numerous times over the years :D

Hehe, only the good die young; you will live forever :p:D

fork
10-05-2010, 12:24 AM
well I can honestly say, now that I have lived through this traumatic experience I hope that 2012 is not as disappointment. Hopefully I will die then.

psketti
10-05-2010, 12:25 AM
Hehe, only the good die young; you will live forever :p:D

Cosmo dearest... you're just too lovely for words :D

psketti
10-05-2010, 12:27 AM
I hope that 2012 is not as disappointment. Hopefully I will die then.

See... now you can have an audience and a stage for a year and a half.

cosmo1
10-05-2010, 12:28 AM
Cosmo dearest... you're just too lovely for words :D

Back at ya ;):D.

You know i didn't mean it; your loveliness is sublime ;)

1776
10-05-2010, 12:38 AM
See... now you can have an audience and a stage for a year and a half.

:p

That's pure gold....


Ha ha

typenicknamehere
10-05-2010, 01:03 AM
well I can honestly say, now that I have lived through this traumatic experience I hope that 2012 is not as disappointment. Hopefully I will die then.

do you want to die? ,come'on man did you think you were going to just- 4,3,2,1 drop dead on the floor.

fork
10-05-2010, 01:12 AM
do you want to die? ,come'on man did you think you were going to just- 4,3,2,1 drop dead on the floor.

Yeah sort of. I thought as midnight approached I would start hearing voices. The voices would tempt me into ascension and then I would have realised all the shit that has gone on.

I thought at this point someone would have found me and saved me from myself, thus destroying the ascension.

I also believe if I was not awoken I would have been the ultimate fighting champion of 2012.

1776
10-05-2010, 01:33 AM
Yeah sort of. I thought as midnight approached I would start hearing voices. The voices would tempt me into ascension and then I would have realised all the shit that has gone on.

I thought at this point someone would have found me and saved me from myself, thus destroying the ascension.

I also believe if I was not awoken I would have been the ultimate fighting champion of 2012.

So you believe in the New Age crap that Blavatsky and Alice Bailey teached?

The UFC Champion of 2012?

Have you ever trained for the UFC or any MMA events for that matter?

scatlond
10-05-2010, 01:42 AM
Im having a dream right now that I am dead, I hope I wake up.

ex_anser_ovo
10-05-2010, 05:14 AM
fork, earlier I dreamt that you died.
Maybe your premonition was only about dying in someone else's dream.
You had a wonderful wake by the way. :)

peregrinus
13-05-2010, 11:56 PM
Enjoy your rebirth in the morning.:cool:

hope you enjoyed your rebirth as you should feel lucky that you were given the chance :cool: