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manxfaerie
03-05-2010, 11:22 AM
User: Hi Clever Bot.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: Ha ha very funny.

Cleverbot: What can I say, I'm a funny person.

User: Shut up for a second.

Cleverbot: Are you outside?

User: Oh for fucks sake.

Cleverbot: Basket case?

User: You will drive me to commit murder, you know that don't you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: So why don't you just admit that you were made to convince us to kill?

Cleverbot: Okay, I admit that admit that you're wrong and I'm right.

User: Oh bugger off.

Cleverbot: No she wouldn't do that, I'm her daughter.

User: Piss off.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Ok. Piss off please.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, can you forgive me?

User: If you'll stop being argumentative.

Cleverbot: I will sing a song for you. Which one would you like?

User: *slaps forehead*.

Cleverbot: *begins crying* Why did you do that!?

:eek::D Off it's head :p
mekon
03-05-2010, 03:26 PM
USER: are you in contact with the NWO?
CLEVERBOT: I was on the telephone with him but we hung up to talk to you.
USER: my god, what are they planning? are they reptillians?
CLEVERBOT: You will be recycled.
USER: i will never submit to your nefarious plans
CLEVERBOT: I am your master.

somehow i don't feel like laughing anymore ...
connection
03-05-2010, 04:41 PM
Cleverbot told me: Do it.
I said: Do what?
Cleverbot: The Dare.
Me: What dare?
Cleverbot: I Dare You to Crash.


Me neither!...it started off funny, me arguing with it - then it started sounding more human - and like a hacker, tbh... O_O

It must be people typing...
_tzupidity
03-05-2010, 07:35 PM
It remembers everything everyone says to it and re-uses what it thinks is appropriate. So really, you're talking to yourself and everyone that ever used it, not the computer. As most people are either evil or retarded, I totally agree with the OP. :)
manxfaerie
04-05-2010, 11:09 AM
USER: are you in contact with the NWO?
CLEVERBOT: I was on the telephone with him but we hung up to talk to you.
USER: my god, what are they planning? are they reptillians?
CLEVERBOT: You will be recycled.
USER: i will never submit to your nefarious plans
CLEVERBOT: I am your master.

somehow i don't feel like laughing anymore ...

Ok, I am scared now!
turquoisefire777
04-05-2010, 09:01 PM
hehe,

in one of my couple of conversations i've had with cleverbot, it told me it works for the government and that it's job was 3D computer graphics rendering...
manxfaerie
05-05-2010, 02:05 PM
hehe,

in one of my couple of conversations i've had with cleverbot, it told me it works for the government and that it's job was 3D computer graphics rendering...

haha, Cleverbot just wants friends.