PDA

View Full Version : guy thinks i want to become a mason


shansuke
09-10-2007, 11:06 AM
right folks i know a guy who is an ex mason and he likes a drink.he knows i like to talk about the masons but the thing is i think he thinks that i want to become one.now the guy has not set foot inside a lodge since the late 70s so its not as if he can take me to the lodge (not that i would go anyway) but the more drunk the guy gets the more he blabs about them,and for someone who only done it for a few years he seems to know everything.now im not the sharpest tool in the box but this guy is really smart and he is telling me things that go way back to when the pyramids were constructed.he also sowed me some of the handshakes and how to hide it and make it seem as its just a normal hanshake,he then told me to watch how polititions do it and how mutch they have perfected it.he also told me to listen for folk asking each other how old ther gran is,he says thats thats what you say to find out if someone is a mason and they will reply with ther lodge number.i will go and see him again in the next few days with a bottle of malt and see what kind of info i can get from him this time but as i say im not the sharpest tool in the box so if anyone here has any questions they would like me to ask him then fire away....................keep the questions kind of simple but because the guy allready thinks im interagating him,and if i ask him if he beleves in reptiles or anything like that then he will think im just taking the piss.

tinmenace
09-10-2007, 12:47 PM
Ask him why women cannot join their lodges. If he replies that women have their own lodges, ask him why they cannot join the SAME lodge as the men.

shansuke
09-10-2007, 01:14 PM
yes thats a good one ill ask him

qasrose
09-10-2007, 04:59 PM
right folks i know a guy who is an ex mason and he likes a drink.he knows i like to talk about the masons but the thing is i think he thinks that i want to become one.now the guy has not set foot inside a lodge since the late 70s so its not as if he can take me to the lodge (not that i would go anyway) but the more drunk the guy gets the more he blabs about them,and for someone who only done it for a few years he seems to know everything.now im not the sharpest tool in the box but this guy is really smart and he is telling me things that go way back to when the pyramids were constructed.he also sowed me some of the handshakes and how to hide it and make it seem as its just a normal hanshake,he then told me to watch how polititions do it and how mutch they have perfected it.he also told me to listen for folk asking each other how old ther gran is,he says thats thats what you say to find out if someone is a mason and they will reply with ther lodge number.i will go and see him again in the next few days with a bottle of malt and see what kind of info i can get from him this time but as i say im not the sharpest tool in the box so if anyone here has any questions they would like me to ask him then fire away....................keep the questions kind of simple but because the guy allready thinks im interagating him,and if i ask him if he beleves in reptiles or anything like that then he will think im just taking the piss.

Don't know if this is true mate but it's a good story... :D

revelations
12-10-2007, 11:14 PM
What degree is he?

tinmenace
12-10-2007, 11:16 PM
yes thats a good one ill ask him

And? What did he say?

shansuke
16-10-2007, 07:50 AM
sorry tinmenace i had planned to se him at the weekend but i forgot i was going to the football........i defo go down soon as i want to hear more what the guy has to say.ill dig this post up when i see him wich wont be untill sunday at the earlyest.

eternal_spirit
16-10-2007, 09:11 AM
Does this wanna be mason know about the bizzare initiation ceremony and the vows of secrecy :eek: They blind fold you, unbutton your shirt, press a knife against your chest ( heart area) and they say( something like this ) if you break the vow of secrecy your heart will be torn out with this blade.

shansuke
22-10-2007, 08:59 PM
ive still not had time to see him yet but the last time i saw him he was telling me that when he was working near the borders he went to some type of mason night in a pig farm,now wtf is that about he wouldnt say mutch about it exept that it was the crazyest night of his life.now to be honest i dont know if he is talking bullshit or what i know he was defo in the masons but ive caught him out with a lie in the past so it could all be bullshit but ill give him the benafit of the dowt for now.

survivor1
28-10-2007, 09:48 AM
I've worked in a Masonic Temple earlier this year and they allow women to join.
A couple of 33 degree Masons I was talking with said the pure male groups frowned on them for passing the secrets onto women.
http://www.droit-humain.org/uk/

nuit
28-10-2007, 12:10 PM
i think some of what he babbled to you was in fact common knowledge and can be found in most well written books about the masons, to truly find out if he is genuine or not get him to try spill about initiations

shansuke
29-10-2007, 08:46 PM
he did say a bit about initiations but to be honest i was a bit on the drunk side by then. im getting this weekend off work so i will go and hit him with a few questions.

whitelightrabbit
29-10-2007, 10:01 PM
i thought once a mason always a mason. didnt know there was such thing as an ex-mason. anyone heard of the special masonic underwear?

edelweiss pirate
03-11-2007, 12:07 PM
right folks i know a guy who is an ex mason and he likes a drink.he knows i like to talk about the masons but the thing is i think he thinks that i want to become one.now the guy has not set foot inside a lodge since the late 70s so its not as if he can take me to the lodge (not that i would go anyway) but the more drunk the guy gets the more he blabs about them,and for someone who only done it for a few years he seems to know everything.now im not the sharpest tool in the box but this guy is really smart and he is telling me things that go way back to when the pyramids were constructed.he also sowed me some of the handshakes and how to hide it and make it seem as its just a normal hanshake,he then told me to watch how polititions do it and how mutch they have perfected it.he also told me to listen for folk asking each other how old ther gran is,he says thats thats what you say to find out if someone is a mason and they will reply with ther lodge number.i will go and see him again in the next few days with a bottle of malt and see what kind of info i can get from him this time but as i say im not the sharpest tool in the box so if anyone here has any questions they would like me to ask him then fire away....................keep the questions kind of simple but because the guy allready thinks im interagating him,and if i ask him if he beleves in reptiles or anything like that then he will think im just taking the piss.


This is gold my friend. Some of that I've not encountered before, such as the point about politicians hiding the masonic handshake. Other stuff, such as asking how old your gran is (for example, there are many others, like being given a name which is not your own, 'Hi Paul how are you?' And then you both carry on as if you knew each other already despite never having seen each other before, 'I know you' is also a really common and obvious one.)

I wonder why this guy is so eager to blab. I think he earnestly wants to recruit you. Be wary of their world, it is full of surprises. Expect the unexpected.

gremlin
03-11-2007, 12:13 PM
i thought once a mason always a mason. didnt know there was such thing as an ex-mason. anyone heard of the special masonic underwear?

http://www.slappyjack.com/pitchers/mormon_underpnts.jpg

is it something like this?

eternal_spirit
03-11-2007, 12:15 PM
Hey Pirate. Isn't there a test question, to ask someone to know if they're a mason, like this......What time is it?

eternal_spirit
03-11-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.slappyjack.com/pitchers/mormon_underpnts.jpg

is it something like this?

..........

LOL That's the Mormons isn't it ?

eternal_spirit
03-11-2007, 12:19 PM
For temple-going Mormons, the garment serves much the same purpose as religious clothing throughout history—it privately sets them apart from the world and signifies a covenant between the wearer and God. There is no professional clergy in the LDS Church, so in some ways the garment serves as a symbol of the lay clergy, where both men and women share in the responsibilities and blessings of the priesthood, particularly in the temple. If you look at a pair of garments, there is nothing physically special about them. They are made from a variety of light-weight fabrics, and most garments are white. (There are some special colored garments that can be worn by members of the armed services, but for the vast majority of Mormons, garments are always white.) The white color symbolizes purity and the length and cut of the garment helps assure modesty in dress and appearance. The garment bears several simple marks related to gospel principles of obedience, truth, and discipleship in Christ.
The meaning attached to the garment by devout Mormons transcends the fabric and design used to create the garment. It is sacred to the wearer not for what it is, but for what it represents. It reminds the wearer of the continuing need for repentance and obedience to God, the need to honor binding covenants voluntarily made in the temple, and the need to cherish and share truth and virtue in our daily living. By so doing, the garment helps the wearer to focus his or her life on Jesus Christ and to thereby lay claim on the blessings promised to those who do so.
For more information, check out Mormon Underwear (http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/temples/mormon_underwear.html) (from lightplanet.com)

razed1
03-11-2007, 07:19 PM
the doors into the world of freemason only open from the outside

once youre in, youre in for GOOD :eek:


think twice, you can find out all kinds of info without having to sign over your soul.....

gordonfreeman
04-11-2007, 01:52 AM
Ah, the freemasons, they are so undeath. After seeing those mormon underwear. I feel like laughing them or not.

Oh yeah, I found two freemason temples around California. A temple in rosemead which has the title called Masonic Temple, Rosemead and Freemason Center Arcada.

shansuke
04-11-2007, 12:34 PM
i was down at mr masons last night but it was just a quick hello goodbye as i was pished as a fart,i can hardly remember talking to him to be honest,i remember climing in the window as he had lost his keys..........someone asked why he was so eager to blab about them,i think its due to the fact that he hates them because of the amount of cops that are in it.he said that when he was first introduced to the masons that every cop who had arrested him growing up where all ther(he said one of the cops said to him,thats us on the same team now).thers lots of daft wee things he has told me about them but when i ask the good questions he allways just laughs and says the only way to find out is to join.......f**k that.

celtic isis
04-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Ask him why women cannot join their lodges. If he replies that women have their own lodges, ask him why they cannot join the SAME lodge as the men.






i replied to this question before :) ya want more dirt tin ;)

most of the time it's cause they don't want to be in the same lodge as the men.

they have their own symbolism and interests more related to the female principle, and are free to develop in a way more fitting to the way they feel...

And some older male masons don't like the idea of women being at their lodge just cause it's tradition and they're backward in their thinking.

Most young masons wouldn't mind the idea of having female members in the same lodge...it's just tradition.

I mean, if they were scheming, they could still do it the same (or worse!) wiht female members too couldn't they? It wouldn't make a difference...imagine the bitchiness of a female mason lol

Maybe this just can'y hack the possiblity of having PMT outbursts during meetings :D

celtic isis
04-11-2007, 07:12 PM
i was down at mr masons last night but it was just a quick hello goodbye as i was pished as a fart,i can hardly remember talking to him to be honest,i remember climing in the window as he had lost his keys..........someone asked why he was so eager to blab about them,i think its due to the fact that he hates them because of the amount of cops that are in it.he said that when he was first introduced to the masons that every cop who had arrested him growing up where all ther(he said one of the cops said to him,thats us on the same team now).thers lots of daft wee things he has told me about them but when i ask the good questions he allways just laughs and says the only way to find out is to join.......f**k that.

hehe typical ex mason :D freemason cops :eek:

shanshuke you're hilarious!

celtic isis
04-11-2007, 07:15 PM
..........

LOL That's the Mormons isn't it ?

omg that's hilarious! masons don't wear any kind of special underwear, and not fooking little house on the prairie type shit like that lol :D

LMAO

skyver
04-11-2007, 10:32 PM
I'm gonna ask a really stupid question, what are the mason's rules on letting someone in with a criminal record? Someone I know said that this held him back due to drug smuggling offences? His Dad is a proud Mason & he (the son) was being "groomed" to join when he was younger but now feels glad that he didn't.

friendsinthesky
05-11-2007, 10:11 AM
Yeah thanks for your blabble shansuke, BUT what let's your little story fall apart is that, if a mason told me "stuff" especially about pyramids, then I'd spew all details on this web-site first and story second.

adzboarder
05-11-2007, 12:51 PM
A great opportunity there shansuke, ruined by the demon poison. You should have stayed sober, I would have. What a waste.

My question (although I am a bit late) was about the link between the police and judiciary and exactly how many members are police and judges and just how scary is that, this allows them to easily get away with murder.

shansuke
05-11-2007, 06:27 PM
sorry i didnt get answers to questions but i know the guy well and ill be down to see him soon again the only problem is thet the guy likes a good drink and to be honest i cant put up with steamers, unless im drinking myself.and friendsinthesky when he told me about the masons being linked to pyramids and all his history stuff it went right over my head as its not one of my strong points,but the guy did say alot of stuff not to different to what i have read on this site.one thing i will say thow is that when i asked him weather he thaght the illuminati was a good or a bad thing he said he didn't know anything about them.

tothestars
06-11-2007, 10:38 AM
the illuminati was a good or a bad thing he said he didn't know anything about them.

He is probably not high enough in the system to know about them or he knows he cant speak of it cause it is to dangerous.

Be a bit careful about this person. Never forget that the Freemasonry is a satanic worshipping organization with an evil agenda.