Please Welcome... The Ultimate Truther!

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This guy is truly a piece of work... His name is Mark Schuenemann. He's a new member to the AJ PrisonPlanet.tv forum and he's revolutionizing the way we think. He's accused me of being a member of the CIA and Illuminati b/c he feels it in his spirit. I figured that he's either a psychopath or an agent. I have since ruled out agent b/c this guy is way too over-the-top to be a part of any intelligence agency. So, with no further ado, I bring you The Good News Journalist (http://www.goodnewsjournalist.com/ and http://www.myspace.com/goodnewsjournalist):

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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BTW,

The movies on http://www.goodnewsjournalist.com/ are in a very tight race with the youtube video for the prize of "Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen."

[adimon]

Poor chap has mental problems. Definitely not an agent.

[strider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIll0ECXhrM

Jesus wept... I could not watch that all the way through..

I felt a mixture of embarrassment for him and a weird fascination for his eye brows..

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LMAO!! this guy is a little retarded!

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Take a step into the twilight zone:

"Welcome to GNJ"
http://movies.goodnewsjournalist.com/welcometo.html

"Who Satan is Really"
http://movies.goodnewsjournalist.com/satan.html

"A Declaration of God's Glory"
http://movies.goodnewsjournalist.com/godsglory.html

"We Don't Need"
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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Jesus wept... I could not watch that all the way through..

I felt a mixture of embarrassment for him and a weird fascination for his eye brows..

Yes, the eyebrows are mesmerizing. But this dude is a real trip. Trying to see the world through his eyes is akin to trying to take on the worldview of a dog on acid or a spider monkey on crack.

[fresco]

"The reason I'm going to go into the Video gaming industry is to turn the video gaming world around. I can't wait for the illuminati fools who created this game to come against me! They're going to be in for quite a surprise!

And when I reveal how the occult world works, from the testimonies I have heard from this place, the entire world will see that being a Christian is much better, because even though those Satanic punks have powers, our God is much stronger and much more powerful then they are! Praise Yeshua for his goodness!

Anybody who tries to stop this will have to answer to Yeshua/Jesus, and I don't think they will like it when they fail against him. Bring it you Satanic Punks!"

Goodnewsjournalist, The Resistance Manifesto [Comments (44)] 2007-May-29

:D

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?id=25839



"I'm feeling a temptation coming over me right now. I need as many prayer warriors to help me with this demon as possible.

Thanks to you and God in advance."

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto [Comments (34)] 2007-Mar-11

Haha!

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?id=21926

[fresco]

"Some occultist tried to tempt me with a dream about pornography last night. I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence. I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now. All that lust, with no release!"

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto [Comments (76)] 2007-Apr-20

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?id=23870&page=2

:eek::D

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http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?id=23870&page=2

:eek::D

That site is a goldmine! Just finished reading the Top 100 Quotes. Absolutely stunning. I'm pretty aware of this type of shit since I live in the "Buckle of the Bible Belt" here in the US. What is so unfortunate is that many of these maniacs have seeped into the PPTV forum and the "9-11 Truth Movement."

Icke mentioned this in the September Newsletter (I think), and how it has been destroying it's credibility. I couldn't agree more.

[strider]

That site is a goldmine! Just finished reading the Top 100 Quotes.

Damn it, I can't find them anywhere :cool:

[fresco]

Damn it, I can't find them anywhere :cool:


Here it is :


http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

[strider]

Here it is :


http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

Cheers mate..

I've just read the first 10 and my eyes grow wider with every one!!

This bloke is off his rocker..:D

[lookfar]

Jesus wept... I could not watch that all the way through..

I felt a mixture of embarrassment for him and a weird fascination for his eye brows..

Ditto strider, lol!!:D:o

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Cheers mate..

I've just read the first 10 and my eyes grow wider with every one!!

This bloke is off his rocker..:D

blokes. There are tens of millions of these freaks.

[strider]

blokes. There are tens of millions of these freaks.

I realised once I was halfway throught that they were quotes from all different people..

Some of them were just fucking outrageous.. Boy, wouldn't they be a barrell of laughs on a night out :rolleyes:

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I realised once I was halfway throught that they were quotes from all different people..

Some of them were just fucking outrageous.. Boy, wouldn't they be a barrell of laughs on a night out :rolleyes:

I would certainly be laughing... slash crying... internally. Pushing these peoples' buttons and directing them into self-exposé is one of the finer joys in life. Kind of an à la Ali-G. Better character than Borat IMHO.

[paulski]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

Service Unavailable

I think the universe is telling me something

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http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

I think the universe is telling me something

Yay, 'tis a peril for the mind of man to take on perspecitves pertaining to that which only the damned can view with an impervious deviation.

BTW, I can access the link.