geo2
07-10-2007, 07:25 PM
She will establish a Department of Iffy Sex and Loyalty comprised of Helen Thomas, Yoko Ono, Rosie O’Donnell, Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan, Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon, Joan Baez, Susan Estrich, Heidi Fleiss, Alec Baldwin, the First O.J. Jury, and Barry “Please Don’t Let Elizabeth Hesselbeck Beat Me Up” Manilow.
She will disband the military to demonstrate to the world her belief that weakness is a sign of strength.
She will issue an executive order requiring Vermont to make Boy George its Official State Bird.
Transsexuals will have a choice whether to “wee” standing up or sitting down.
She will admonish the military with the sexual ethic, “Don’t ask, don’t tell, just feel each other up”.
She will order all four letter words deleted from The Sopranos reruns, and reduce the entire nine year series to three five minute episodes.
She will staff the White House with aides known for being Bill’s legacy lap dogs.
She will have the National Archives add to the signers of the U.S. Constitution the name Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
The Hillary Justice Department will operate under a guide line established by Janet Reno - when in doubt, let it slide.
Hillary will accede to The NAACP’s demand that she redesign The White House so it looks less like a plantation.
In a racial pandering ploy, Bill Clinton promised the Inner City a program called Midnight Basketball. Hillary will promise an all-black space program the crews of which would be called "Afronauts." She will ask NASA to send Rodney King into outer space in the interest of going where no LAPD squad car has gone before.
Hillary will send The Army Corps of Engineers to Afghanistan to rearrange the rubble.
Kathleen Willey’s missing manuscript will be added to the vast collection of material in the Clintons’ suppressed evidence vault.
She will make Hugh Hefner cancel his subscription to Playboy Magazine, and force him to stop throwing parties wearing only his pajamas.
Hillary will name her husband Bill as her envoy-at-large and send him to every backward Third World country with instructions to leave no snake un-charmed.
She will levy a suck-dry surtax on Caucasians to be called “The Get Whitey Assessment”.
She will disband the Border Patrol and let race riots settle the immigration problem.
Instead of a President throwing out the first ball for the opening of the baseball season, Hillary will likely be invited by a feminist convention to switch on the opening vibrator.
http://www.etherzone.com/2007/lieb100107.shtml
She will disband the military to demonstrate to the world her belief that weakness is a sign of strength.
She will issue an executive order requiring Vermont to make Boy George its Official State Bird.
Transsexuals will have a choice whether to “wee” standing up or sitting down.
She will admonish the military with the sexual ethic, “Don’t ask, don’t tell, just feel each other up”.
She will order all four letter words deleted from The Sopranos reruns, and reduce the entire nine year series to three five minute episodes.
She will staff the White House with aides known for being Bill’s legacy lap dogs.
She will have the National Archives add to the signers of the U.S. Constitution the name Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
The Hillary Justice Department will operate under a guide line established by Janet Reno - when in doubt, let it slide.
Hillary will accede to The NAACP’s demand that she redesign The White House so it looks less like a plantation.
In a racial pandering ploy, Bill Clinton promised the Inner City a program called Midnight Basketball. Hillary will promise an all-black space program the crews of which would be called "Afronauts." She will ask NASA to send Rodney King into outer space in the interest of going where no LAPD squad car has gone before.
Hillary will send The Army Corps of Engineers to Afghanistan to rearrange the rubble.
Kathleen Willey’s missing manuscript will be added to the vast collection of material in the Clintons’ suppressed evidence vault.
She will make Hugh Hefner cancel his subscription to Playboy Magazine, and force him to stop throwing parties wearing only his pajamas.
Hillary will name her husband Bill as her envoy-at-large and send him to every backward Third World country with instructions to leave no snake un-charmed.
She will levy a suck-dry surtax on Caucasians to be called “The Get Whitey Assessment”.
She will disband the Border Patrol and let race riots settle the immigration problem.
Instead of a President throwing out the first ball for the opening of the baseball season, Hillary will likely be invited by a feminist convention to switch on the opening vibrator.
http://www.etherzone.com/2007/lieb100107.shtml