The elephant..

[strider]

I know it's an oldie, but it's still amusing...:D

This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him. It was a different elephant.

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I know it's an oldie, but it's still amusing...:D

This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him. It was a different elephant.

Dude, you missed a crucial element! The man is watching the parade with his young son. The circus elephant puts out his foot gesturing to the man that he remembers what the man did for him. The man was so moved that he moved up to stroke the elephant's trunk. The rest is as you said.

[lilly555]

Okay...now it's funny. :p

[strider]

Dude, you missed a crucial element! The man is watching the parade with his young son. The circus elephant puts out his foot gesturing to the man that he remembers what the man did for him. The man was so moved that he moved up to stroke the elephant's trunk. The rest is as you said.

Forgive me young man.. I apologize :D

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Forgive me young man.. I apologize :D

I shall pardon you this time... But cursed is he who repeatedly transgresses the fine lines of comedy! ;)

[strider]

I shall pardon you this time... But cursed is he who repeatedly transgresses the fine lines of comedy! ;)

I couldn't sleep last night because of this..

I had nightmares of a psychotic elephant, I hope you're happy :rolleyes:

[lilly555]

This news pleases me. :p

[strider]

This news pleases me. :p

Yeah it would do ya effin sadist :D

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I couldn't sleep last night because of this..

I had nightmares of a psychotic elephant, I hope you're happy :rolleyes:

Well Strider,

I would generally pull the full monte on your ass, but since I dig your tune "Death Party," I felt I had to cut you some slack. ;)

[strider]

Well Strider,

I would generally pull the full monte on your ass, but since I dig your tune "Death Party," I felt I had to cut you some slack. ;)

Plus the fact that my hemorrhoid chakra is fully tuned to the snoggy God of pop music..

P.s. you've put me off de thorning elephants for life :cool: