Toilet

[triotec]

Why is men allways peeing on the floor instead of in the toilet? Maybe men should sit down on the toilet like women do?

[ambler1980]

LMAO, do you have a penis or a vagina?

[size_of_light]

Why is men allways peeing on the floor instead of in the toilet? Maybe men should sit down on the toilet like women do?

Why?

Mum always cleans it up anyway.

Who cares?

[bobbydiva]

LMAO, do you have a penis or a vagina?

or both? :eek:

[oioioi]

It's because we don't want to piss on the seat that women can never be bothered to lift up when they finish. ;)

[ambler1980]

My sister complained about this once. I told her..."you try pissing out of a mini garden hose and let's see if you never make a mess". It's easy for women to complain about something they have zero experience with.

[passing]

Why is men allways peeing on the floor instead of in the toilet? Maybe men should sit down on the toilet like women do?

Looking at your avatar I see a man who can't wipe his own arse. At least I can wipe the floor, and I recently bought one of those U-shaped towel things that caches the piss as it falls.

Shall I go on?

[passing]

I remember watching Frank Skinner on TV telling a joke about 'the twin-jets' which died with the audience, but I knew what he meant :D

[size_of_light]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[passing]

My gran had a sign over the toilet, I think the phrase used to be well-known -

IF YOU SPRINKLE
WHEN YOU TINKLE
BE A SWEETIE
WIPE THE SEATIE

[triotec]

Looking at your avatar I see a man who can't wipe his own arse. At least I can wipe the floor, and I recently bought one of those U-shaped towel things that caches the piss as it falls.

Shall I go on?

I am sure that you pee in the kitchen sink!

[passing]

I am sure that you pee in the kitchen sink!

It has happened. No more than ten times. Only once in someone else's house. ... oh and once in a hotel.

I prefer pissing in the garden, at night.

[triotec]

LMAO, do you have a penis or a vagina?

And what do you have?

[phildee3]

Why is men allways peeing on the floor instead of in the toilet? Maybe men should sit down on the toilet like women do?

You obviously have not tried it:
http://www.urinal.net/linda_theater/LindaUrinal001.med.jpg

[triotec]

Peeing in the garden rules, but the top is, take a really big shit in the garden

[passing]

Peeing in the garden rules, but the top is, take a really big shit in the garden

Well you beat me there :D

[planet_of_the_fakes]

LMAO, do you have a penis or a vagina?

A shenis ?

I knew a bloke whose wife used to get really upset cos he used to pee on the floor sometimes , and one night when we were down the pub and he was quite drunk he confessed that she told him he had to sit down like a girl to pee so he didn't have any 'spillage .' And that was what he did when he was at home , the only time he stood up for a tinkle was when he was out in public .
She was quite strict with him about a lot of things now i think about it .
Had a lovely bathroom floor though .

[passing]

:D A lovely story.

[starshine]

Get this, one guy who was a real moron and a old style bully when he wanted to go to the loo, he used to drag that person out.
I really wanted to know this though.:rolleyes:

[size_of_light]

A shenis ?

I knew a bloke whose wife used to get really upset cos he used to pee on the floor sometimes , and one night when we were down the pub and he was quite drunk he confessed that she told him he had to sit down like a girl to pee so he didn't have any 'spillage .' And that was what he did when he was at home , the only time he stood up for a tinkle was when he was out in public .
She was quite strict with him about a lot of things now i think about it .
Had a lovely bathroom floor though .

Nothing funnier, more ironic or common than seeing a clueless guy bumble dick-first into a situation that ends up with him being castrated. :D

[piskavac]

It's easy for women to complain about something they have zero experience with.

It's easy for MAN to complain about something they have zero experience with. For example childbirth. It is too easy for us, to acuse women for lying about birth pain.

Both are not connection between. both are very very common stereotypes on each others.

[spock]

i stood in the cop at anfield years ago. i'm a blue but loads of my mates follow "the red shite"

as i watched the match some fella behind me shouted "gerrout the way lad!"
when i turned round he started to piss through a rolled up echo onto the floor.
it wasn't just a quick burst either. like horse piss. at least 3 pre match pints. :D
luckily, someone kicked him up the arse before he finished and was forced to run down a few steps pissing all over himself through his soggy newspaper.
one of the funniest moments of my life........... that involved piss.

[quetzalcoatl]

A shenis ?

I knew a bloke whose wife used to get really upset cos he used to pee on the floor sometimes , and one night when we were down the pub and he was quite drunk he confessed that she told him he had to sit down like a girl to pee so he didn't have any 'spillage .' And that was what he did when he was at home , the only time he stood up for a tinkle was when he was out in public .
She was quite strict with him about a lot of things now i think about it .
Had a lovely bathroom floor though .

Nothing funnier, more ironic or common than seeing a clueless guy bumble dick-first into a situation that ends up with him being castrated. :D

Sounds fairly generic to me... just a well trained dude... ;) (leaving out any references to whips) - LMAO! @ shenis tho! :D

All it takes is a bit of aim, really... - not that much of an accomplishment...

Even the best of them splash rim now & then... - that's not open to interpretation BTW! :D

[hadabusa]

not every guy can just roll down his snake all the way down to the "cup", then let loose.

and sitting down is no solution either,i managed to miss the "target" many times.
one might ask how, well, by getting a random instant-stiffie.

very discriminating topic, could only be topped by asking wtf that white slime trails are, found in every other womans pants.

bon appetite:D

[curtaincat]

not every guy can just roll down his snake all the way down to the "cup", then let loose.

and sitting down is no solution either,i managed to miss the "target" many times.
one might ask how, well, by getting a random instant-stiffie.

very discriminating topic, could only be topped by asking wtf that white slime trails are, found in every other womans pants.

bon appetite:D

hadabusa, u know i think u r nice, but as you are a brothel owner... your lack of knowledge of the female anatomy has surprised me once again, lol ! :D:p

[stelios]

I remember watching Frank Skinner on TV telling a joke about 'the twin-jets' which died with the audience, but I knew what he meant :D
I know exactly what you mean as well.

[passing]

I know exactly what you mean as well.

:D (thinks) Shall I piss on the wall or the side of the bath or both at once?

[hadabusa]

hadabusa, u know i think u r nice, but as you are a brothel owner... your lack of knowledge of the female anatomy has surprised me once again, lol ! :D:p

dont worry,i know well what it is, was taking the piss(bit fun@womens cost):p

hey, in your mind, a brothel owner must have something with girls?:eek::D

it can vary, a monk could ru(i)n one, but then again, a starcook tastes menu before its served

loveya:p

[merlincove]

Why is men allways peeing on the floor instead of in the toilet? Maybe men should sit down on the toilet like women do?

it is when you miss when you are sitting down - then you know you have problems :eek:

[stelios]

sometimes when u wake up with a stiffy and it doesnt go down even though u are bursting for a slash, this condition may result in a slightly misdirected stream

[passing]

sometimes when u wake up with a stiffy and it doesnt go down even though u are bursting for a slash, this condition may result in a slightly misdirected stream

After a few pints 'slightly' can become 'wildly' :D

[zetetic0void]

You obviously have not tried it:
http://www.urinal.net/linda_theater/LindaUrinal001.med.jpg



haha....what an idiotic urinal setup :D

[zetetic0void]

Perhaps some inventive entrepreneur can invent a little slide-on 'willy targeter' with crosshairs ...

Better yet a more sophisticated battery-powered one with laser-guided pointer might be a product in demand.

[hadabusa]

haha....what an idiotic urinal setup :D

you havent seen toilets in communist restaurants then.

its basically holes in floors.

gotta see2believe

http://media.photobucket.com/image/toilet%20rupa/tearduct/squat-toilet.jpg

[passing]

its basically holes in floors.


It's good for you, supposedly. Strengthens the leg, back and stomach muscles, unlike the sit-down variety.

I shit you not :cool:

[ozpixie]

Try doing it in the shower and then run the water. Should fix the problem.

[connection]

Forum Trolls = The Forums' T-Rolls :D You know it makes sense! :)

[passing]

Forum Trolls = The Forums' T-Rolls :D You know it makes sense! :)

:D
I haven't noticed that smell recently, actually :) There's a fairly good vibe at the moment

[connection]

:D
I haven't noticed that smell recently, actually :) There's a fairly good vibe at the moment

Let's flush em all out :)

[triotec]

And when you have farted, has it happened that you shit in your pants?

[hadabusa]

And when you have farted, has it happened that you shit in your pants?

1time,i was young, full burito followed a fart.

:eek: