d3v_
07-10-2007, 03:41 PM
In light of the recent Fantana killing done by perhaps Albie in the South Park thread, I was very worried. I have worshipped Fantana all of my life and he has taught me the ways of being Non Gay.
Yesterday it was my 21st Birthday and I was sitting there, getting drunk, all alone when there was a knock on my door.
I opened the door and looked around, but no one was there. I shut the door and carried on drinking my vodka mixed with Fairy liquid and cranberry juice for that extra kick which red bull just cannot compare to.
There was another knocking at the door, this time it was more urgent in it's apparent need to be let in, no pun intended.
I went to the door and opened it with a clenched fist, I was ready to punch whoever was spoiling my birthday binge drinking right in the mouth. I looked around and again, no one. Then I heard a very polite and well spoken soft voice, Fantana's man voice, and I looked down. THERE HE WAS! Fantana, all 5 foot 3 and half inches of him (the 5 foot 4 is a clear lie)
I was stunned and happy that I scooped him up in my arms and snuggled him close to my bosom. He came in and didn't give me a presant or a card stating his company was good enough, not long after I had finished crying from recieving no birthday gifts Brick Murphy his bestest friend stumbles in through the door, he had been drinking as always and was looking as good as ever.
We went out on the town and watched Scott Lawton from Fantana's home town and boxing gym in Stoke get beaten up by Amir Khan. Fantana was not happy!
Here are the pictures :-
Fantana, with his awesome boulder shoulders, is clearly the most handsome man in the history of men. This what HMHTs, such as himself, are all about. Here he is with a floozy, my girlfriend
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384831_5570.jpg
After smacking his wrists, firmly, I told him he had to get his own girl. He did, and what a woman she turned out to be. He even went as far to say that he knows where girls pee from
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384836_7135.jpg
Brick Murphy, never to be out done (in any way, Gay or Non Gay) donned the role of quasimodo and went on the dance floor
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384825_3686.jpg
I had to drag him off because he was quite frankly embarrasing me, and I was left all alone as Fantana went off with my girlfriend to show her somethings only a real man, such as Fantana, could show a girl. Here I am with Brick, who looks a little sheepish, no pun intended (he does live in Wales, mind)
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384819_1841.jpg
A few of my other friends came over although I was a little annoyed as I wanted some good quality alone time with THE HMHT
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384824_3378.jpg
Fantana got bored so he went dancing, I followed him and he pulled out his new glasses he got from Spec Savers and they add to his manliness
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384838_7753.jpg
So there we have it folks, Fantana is ALIVE and most definately Fantana is INVINCIBLE and better than ever. He left this morning, leaving behind him his favourite aftershave, Brut, which he said I could use. It's his secret weapon in his arsenal, no pun intended, of smelling like a real man. That mixed with self pleasure and workouts, I think.
Yesterday it was my 21st Birthday and I was sitting there, getting drunk, all alone when there was a knock on my door.
I opened the door and looked around, but no one was there. I shut the door and carried on drinking my vodka mixed with Fairy liquid and cranberry juice for that extra kick which red bull just cannot compare to.
There was another knocking at the door, this time it was more urgent in it's apparent need to be let in, no pun intended.
I went to the door and opened it with a clenched fist, I was ready to punch whoever was spoiling my birthday binge drinking right in the mouth. I looked around and again, no one. Then I heard a very polite and well spoken soft voice, Fantana's man voice, and I looked down. THERE HE WAS! Fantana, all 5 foot 3 and half inches of him (the 5 foot 4 is a clear lie)
I was stunned and happy that I scooped him up in my arms and snuggled him close to my bosom. He came in and didn't give me a presant or a card stating his company was good enough, not long after I had finished crying from recieving no birthday gifts Brick Murphy his bestest friend stumbles in through the door, he had been drinking as always and was looking as good as ever.
We went out on the town and watched Scott Lawton from Fantana's home town and boxing gym in Stoke get beaten up by Amir Khan. Fantana was not happy!
Here are the pictures :-
Fantana, with his awesome boulder shoulders, is clearly the most handsome man in the history of men. This what HMHTs, such as himself, are all about. Here he is with a floozy, my girlfriend
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384831_5570.jpg
After smacking his wrists, firmly, I told him he had to get his own girl. He did, and what a woman she turned out to be. He even went as far to say that he knows where girls pee from
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384836_7135.jpg
Brick Murphy, never to be out done (in any way, Gay or Non Gay) donned the role of quasimodo and went on the dance floor
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384825_3686.jpg
I had to drag him off because he was quite frankly embarrasing me, and I was left all alone as Fantana went off with my girlfriend to show her somethings only a real man, such as Fantana, could show a girl. Here I am with Brick, who looks a little sheepish, no pun intended (he does live in Wales, mind)
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384819_1841.jpg
A few of my other friends came over although I was a little annoyed as I wanted some good quality alone time with THE HMHT
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384824_3378.jpg
Fantana got bored so he went dancing, I followed him and he pulled out his new glasses he got from Spec Savers and they add to his manliness
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/85/58/603115093/n603115093_1384838_7753.jpg
So there we have it folks, Fantana is ALIVE and most definately Fantana is INVINCIBLE and better than ever. He left this morning, leaving behind him his favourite aftershave, Brut, which he said I could use. It's his secret weapon in his arsenal, no pun intended, of smelling like a real man. That mixed with self pleasure and workouts, I think.