I love the smell of my own farts

[steppewar]

As does everyone else reading this if they are honest, and that includes women.

The best way to smell your own farts is when you let one rip when you are lying in bed, and then stick your head under the sheet and waft it with your hand towards your face. Most people find this extremely pleasurable.

If you want to smell how bad your shit smells do the following.

Have a dump in the toilet, leave the loo/bathroom for 5 minutes and then return.

If it still smells like the Devil's arsehole, then change your diet.

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[quetzalcoatl]

As does everyone else reading this if they are honest, and that includes women.

The best way to smell your own farts is when you let one rip when you are lying in bed, and then stick your head under the sheet and waft it with your hand towards your face. Most people find this extremely pleasurable.

If you want to smell how bad your shit smells do the following.

Have a dump in the toilet, leave the loo/bathroom for 5 minutes and then return.

If it still smells like the Devil's arsehole, then change your diet.

What's dis doing in have a laugh??? tis not even funny... also considering ya just keep on saying... (sure ya've been on about this before) reckon it might be bit of an illness there... ;) - personally I'm quite repelled by my own... (even tho they smell of roses, of-course! :D) as I keep saying...

Worth a second whiff, ya fruit-loop?? quite exciting eh?? :rolleyes: - have a bit of a rant & rave... you love it! ;)

[quetzalcoatl]

Worth a second whiff, ya fruit-loop?? quite exciting eh?? :rolleyes: - have a bit of a rant & rave... you love it! ;)

Yeah das right! going in for a secondary whiff... - when any normal cunt would run for their lives!! LMFAO! :D

[guuna]

As does everyone else reading this if they are honest, and that includes women.

The best way to smell your own farts is when you let one rip when you are lying in bed, and then stick your head under the sheet and waft it with your hand towards your face. Most people find this extremely pleasurable.

If you want to smell how bad your shit smells do the following.

Have a dump in the toilet, leave the loo/bathroom for 5 minutes and then return.

If it still smells like the Devil's arsehole, then change your diet.

Ever tried lighting them? Old camping trick fave of me and my mates back in my schooldays.:cool:

At a boring dinner party when the conversations gone a bit dead, suggest this and whip out the old stove lighter.

laughs and hours of fun guaranteed.:D

[quetzalcoatl]

Ever tried lighting them? Old camping trick fave of me and my mates back in my schooldays.:cool:

At a boring dinner party when the conversations gone a bit dead, suggest this and whip out the old stove lighter.

laughs and hours of fun guaranteed.:D

Break out some "Blue Angels" ya reckon??? LMAO! :D

[ellis_deatrip]

Best to shave it First .Fart mixed with burning crotch hairs Is an unpleasant ionic cocktail....:D

[guuna]

Best to shave it First .Fart mixed with burning crotch hairs Is an unpleasant ionic cocktail....:D

'The backfire' theory is in fact myth. My highschool science teacher explained this to me
it's to do with the oxygen dilution ratio/mix thingy.:p

[guuna]

Break out some "Blue Angels" ya reckon??? LMAO! :D

even pretty girls join in once they see the fun being had.

explosive beggars to. The manhattan project had nothing on some of these suckers.:eek::D:p

[quetzalcoatl]

even pretty girls join in once they see the fun being had.

explosive beggars to. The manhattan project had nothing on some of these suckers.:eek::D:p

I'll take ya word for it... - even tho' it is still theory, right?? like I've never seen a chick fart; as far as I know, they just don't do it!!! :rolleyes: :D :D

[guuna]

I'll take ya word for it... - even tho' it is still theory, right?? like I've never seen a chick fart; as far as I know, they just don't do it!!! :rolleyes: :D :D

I'm afraid they do, even the very prettiest ones, any married man will confirm this.

Its a disturbing thought though, imagining Cameron Diaz letting a huge one rip.:D

[godgoo]

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Take the hint :D

excess is the path to enlightenment :)

[quetzalcoatl]

I'm afraid they do, even the very prettiest ones, any married man will confirm this.

Its a disturbing thought though, imagining Cameron Diaz letting a huge one rip.:D

Ya don't say... - don't lose ya sense of humor over it, oops! too late... :p

:D

[lieorrists]

I enjoy the smell of my own farts.

Cup that!

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Somebody put this thread in a jar and save it!

[quetzalcoatl]

As does everyone else reading this if they are honest, and that includes women.

The best way to smell your own farts is when you let one rip when you are lying in bed, and then stick your head under the sheet and waft it with your hand towards your face. Most people find this extremely pleasurable.

If you want to smell how bad your shit smells do the following.

Have a dump in the toilet, leave the loo/bathroom for 5 minutes and then return.

If it still smells like the Devil's arsehole, then change your diet.

Well there's one thing more sick then gaining pleasure from your own waste-gases smell (apart from someone else's of-course! LMAO! :p) would be; ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO PARTICIPATE IN SUCH 'PLEASURES' LMFAO!!! :p

[ellis_deatrip]

'The backfire' theory is in fact myth. My highschool science teacher explained this to me
it's to do with the oxygen dilution ratio/mix thingy.:p
Armageddon!!!!!
Felching with a Gerbil - YouTube

[guuna]

Well there's one thing more sick then gaining pleasure from your own waste-gases smell (apart from someone else's of-course! LMAO! :p) would be; ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO PARTICIPATE IN SUCH 'PLEASURES' LMFAO!!! :p

What next, promoting that sewage jemken drug stuff (methane high.)?:eek:

[quetzalcoatl]

What next, promoting that sewage jemken drug stuff (methane high.)?:eek:

Guess we'll have to "stay posted" eh?? ;) :D - nothing would surprise me tho' considering the history... LMAO! :p

Personally, I'd rather stick to the herb mon! ;)