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ap12345
07-04-2010, 07:38 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 07:46 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.
Morpheus said it best.
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

purple rain
07-04-2010, 07:52 PM
For the sceptics. Why is it called the milky way? Because it's milk you see. Not any milk. Goat milk. The moon is made of goat cheese. The illuminati mind game makes us percieve it as anything but, however, the reality still remains that the moon is a goat cheese planet.

tattooverb
07-04-2010, 08:23 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.

i think perhaps you should do some research on the moon yourself before jumping to any conclusions
i spoke to david at some length about the moon and his theories are hardly out of the blue or unsupported

dogsmilk
07-04-2010, 08:24 PM
Morpheus said it best.
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but quoting the script of a major Hollywood action flick doesn't really explain anything.

You may as well quote lines from one of the Die Hard films.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 08:35 PM
I don't want to burst your bubble, but quoting the script of a major Hollywood action flick doesn't really explain anything.

You may as well quote lines from one of the Die Hard films.

Do you think the reply you wrote above was original? Its the same response all you coppertops give when I quote morpheus.

Coppertop, you can't know what the truth is, because you have never heard the truth, or seen it, or even have an inkling of what the truth could be.

gallifrey
07-04-2010, 08:38 PM
Do you think the reply you wrote above was original? Its the same response all you coppertops give when I quote morpheus.

Coppertop, you can't know what the truth is, because you have never heard the truth, or seen it, or even have an inkling of what the truth could be.

At this point, I jump in with:

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 08:40 PM
For the sceptics. Why is it called the milky way? Because it's milk you see. Not any milk. Goat milk. The moon is made of goat cheese. The illuminati mind game makes us percieve it as anything but, however, the reality still remains that the moon is a goat cheese planet.

That is so blatantly wrong. It's made of sheep milk! That's how they turn everyone into sheeple! Damn it, do I have to explain everything around here?

size_of_light
07-04-2010, 08:42 PM
I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying.

If no one has read the book it's all a bit premature and ridiculous aint it?

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 08:53 PM
If no one has read the book it's all a bit premature and ridiculous aint it?

No it is'nt ridiculous at all. If you know David Icke's works, all he has to say to me is "the moon matrix" and it all falls into place. I might not even read the book, cause I already know it by heart anyway.
:)

zetetic0void
07-04-2010, 08:57 PM
For the sceptics. Why is it called the milky way? Because it's milk you see. Not any milk. Goat milk. The moon is made of goat cheese. The illuminati mind game makes us percieve it as anything but, however, the reality still remains that the moon is a goat cheese planet.


I might suggest that the band of faint light we see (which is how we see our galaxy from within it) appears milky and possibly that is just why it is called the Milky Way. In Latin this is called Via Lactea (which I think even to non-Latin speakers seems obvious ... and "lactose"-intolerant people will pick up on that haha)


As for the word 'galaxy', that also comes from the Greek for milk (galaktos)


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It is interesting that in the constellations, Canis Major (big dog, next to Orion and containing Sirius the brightest star) seems to have been seen as a cow (at least at some time) and as Hathor in ancient Egypt. Since the region of the Milky Way galaxy towards the edge (ie, opposite the direction of the centre towards the direction of Scorpius and Sagittarius) is in the direction , the associating was that the Milky Way was milk from Hathor.


It seems that Hathor was before Isis (Isis basically replacing Hathor as religion evolved)

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As far as the history of naming the Milky Way, this page is great

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Gazetteer/Topics/astronomy/_Texts/secondary/ALLSTA/Galaxy*.html

This book , "Star Names: Their Lore and Meaning" can be bought as a book or seen online. It was originally written in the 1800's but still one of the best sources for information about the history of astronomical names and such.


Eratosthenes, as Κύκλος Γαλαξίας, the Circle of the Galaxy; other Greek authors, as Κύκλος γαλακτικός, the Galactic Circle; and Hipparchos, as ὁ Γαλάξιος, the Galaxy. Galaxurē, the Lovely One, of the Homeric Hymns may have been the personification of this; and Galatēa, the Milk-white, of the Iliad, for this nymph was a daughter of Oceanus, and the Galaxy was long known as Eridanus, the Stream of Ocean. Indeed during all historic time it has been thought of as the River of Heaven.

Such, too, was the Akkadian idea of it in connection with that of a Great Serpent; Brown writing of this:
No doubt the Great Serpent, in one of its mystic phases, is connected with the Ocean-stream — e.g., the Norse Midhgardhsormr, the Weltum-spanner ("Stretcher-round-the-world"). But the Akkadian Snake-river, with whatever else it may be associated, certainly p475also in one phase, and on the three Boundary-stones
referred to, represents the Circulus Lacteus. In W. A. I., 11, 51, we read:

45. Akkadian Hid tsirra, Assyrian Nahru tsiri, = "River-of-the-Snake." Thus Hiddagal, "River" + "great" = Hiddekel (Genesis ii.14).

46. Ak. Hid turra An gal, As. Nahru markasi Ili rabi, = "River-of-the-cord-of-the‑God great."

47. Ak. Hid zuab gal, As. Nahru Apshi rabi, = "River-of-the‑Abyss great."


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I don't know where the idea of the Moon being made of green cheese came from....probably altered and based on ancient mythological ideas.



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One interesting ideas I've recently heard about is that some ancioent writers say that some of the Ages the Greeks talk about ended when other Moons of Earth feel to Earth and caused total catastophic ends to civilizations in the past.

jamesc
07-04-2010, 09:08 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.


HAVE YOU READ DAVID'S NEW BOOK YET.:confused: To start of with your moon made of cheese is rather a burden of proof attack and rather insulting mixed with ridiculing those of us that agree with most of what he has revealed through out his 30 year research.If NASA said to you Mars is made of Turkish Delights and provided all the documented evidence to back it up would you believe it, yes i think you would.

In the box thinkers are what organisations like NASA rely on, they become official cult members of the mainstream views that rely on manipulation and ignorance.Apart from NASA or organisations like them can you say that the moon is not what David is implying, can you say that NASA have never or will never cover up realities that contradict the information and knowledge of what they know about at the present.

There is a trend starting i perceive by Icke debunkers of creating "LOOP HOLES" as to when ridiculing or attacking David or anyone who shares his take on this illusion of reality , THESE LOOP HOLES" are based on attacking by ways of accepted main stream explanations for every thing, knowing the evidence will be backed up by people who have PHD,MD, ect after their names and feel that NASA or these people would never lie or cover anything up.I WILL QUOTE FROM A FILM NOW,

"WHAT IF WE LEAVE AND YOU ARE WRONG",

Octopus Prime , Revenge of the Fallen, his response to the government official who wants him to depart from earth.


http://www.canmag.com/images/front/transformers/revenge1.jpg


http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/all-spark-hub.jpg
:D:D

purple rain
07-04-2010, 09:09 PM
That is so blatantly wrong. It's made of sheep milk! That's how they turn everyone into sheeple! Damn it, do I have to explain everything around here?

You may have a point there! Actually that sounds more right, sheep milk, how could I not have seen it? I must call the printers, I've got to shove that in as the 34th chapter.

purple rain
07-04-2010, 09:11 PM
I might suggest that the band of faint light we see (which is how we see our galaxy from within it) appears milky and possibly that is just why it is called the Milky Way. In Latin this is called Via Lactea (which I think even to non-Latin speakers seems obvious ... and "lactose"-intolerant people will pick up on that haha)


As for the word 'galaxy', that also comes from the Greek for milk (galaktos)


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It is interesting that in the constellations, Canis Major (big dog, next to Orion and containing Sirius the brightest star) seems to have been seen as a cow (at least at some time) and as Hathor in ancient Egypt. Since the region of the Milky Way galaxy towards the edge (ie, opposite the direction of the centre towards the direction of Scorpius and Sagittarius) is in the direction , the associating was that the Milky Way was milk from Hathor.


It seems that Hathor was before


Aha!

That says it all.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 09:12 PM
You may have a point there! Actually that sounds more right, sheep milk, how could I not have seen it? I must call the printers, I've got to shove that in as the 34th chapter.

Actually, the machines that run the whole moon matrix are more like spiders, so its spider milk the sheeple are drinking!:eek:

ap12345
07-04-2010, 09:13 PM
No it is'nt ridiculous at all. If you know David Icke's works, all he has to say to me is "the moon matrix" and it all falls into place. I might not even read the book, cause I already know it by heart anyway.
:)

I rest my case:rolleyes:

purple rain
07-04-2010, 09:15 PM
Actually, the machines that run the whole moon matrix are more like spiders, so its spider milk the sheeple are drinking!:eek:

Sorry but the spiders are from Mars.

jamesc
07-04-2010, 09:23 PM
I rest my case:rolleyes:

If NASA said to you Mars is made of Turkish Delights and provided all the documented evidence to back it up would you believe it, yes i think you would.

I rest my case as well.:D;)

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 09:23 PM
Sorry but the spiders are from Mars.

Ah, and the flies would be from Venus. Hence the Venus fly trap. The dots are joining up nicely.

ap12345
07-04-2010, 09:28 PM
If NASA said to you Mars is made of Turkish Delights and provided all the documented evidence to back it up would you believe it, yes i think you would.

No i wouldnt because i can think for myself and realise when something is not physically possible and ridiculous. This is what i was trying to illustrate with this post.

Surely anyone can see by some of the replys to this thread alot of people on here have just swapped one mind prison for another, one authority on truth for another. This is no reflection on David, as he certainly doesn't encourage this kind of blind worship. I think this is more of a case of a certain need that some of the people on this forum have to be lead intelectually and spiritually.

Any physicist will tell you that anything as large as the moon will form naturally into a solid sphere. The idea of "hollowing out" a moon is ridiculous, because the internal pressure would fill the void in the centre with material from the outer part.

This is basic physics and unless you want to rewrite the whole of physics going back to to isaac newton you cannot have this theory. This is the mechanics which makes our sun and all the stars in the universe produce light and heat, aswell as what creates the heat in the centre of the earth.

But then David says that Algebra is pointless, and all universities are brain washing insitutes, even though he has never attended one. I went to university, and my teachers encouraged me to think for myself and form my own opinions, not blindly follow someone into absurdity.

Alot of what David says i agree with, (otherwise what would i be doing on this forum). But i am afraid this is just ludicrous and he is discrediting himself, and the conspiracy scene as a whole with this.

king triad
07-04-2010, 09:35 PM
I already believed the moon was a space station...Im just glad someone else is saying it..rock on

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 09:43 PM
Ah, and the flies would be from Venus. Hence the Venus fly trap. The dots are joining up nicely.

Ahhh...mr.dreamweaver. You don't believe in a world where anything is possible do you?
You don't think those random craters on the moon are actually... unrandom. The word unrandom does'nt even exist in your vocabulary does it? Everything in your world is random or planned.
Well, unrandom is when machines, AI, from a 4th dimension, do things that appear random to you in the 3rd dimension.
Do you think those moon craters, that are always pointing at your position as you look at them in the night sky, have nothing to do with you?

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:03 PM
Ahhh...mr.dreamweaver. You don't believe in a world where anything is possible do you?
You don't think those random craters on the moon are actually... unrandom. The word unrandom does'nt even exist in your vocabulary does it? Everything in your world is random or planned.

You are obviously wrong, as purple rain and I have made a clear connection between Spiders From Mars and Venus Flytraps. Do keep up.

rakkoo
07-04-2010, 10:06 PM
I totaly agree with you. these bunch of nano heads have absolutly no common sense, all there replys are either hollywood movie quotes, or some pathetic shite that comes from some guru or book that they could never get to grips with in the 1st place so they use that all becuase it looks inteligent,

then they still have the nerve to pre text you with some stupid uninteligable crap and put a smily at the end of it.

like they know best.
ha ha well suck my fucking root mister, cos you know fuck all, the lot of you.

and as for being awake, lmfao,

you would know fuck all if it wasnt for the internet. so smile on that fucker and choke you suckers.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 10:06 PM
You are obviously wrong, as purple rain and I have made a clear connection between Spiders From Mars and Venus Flytraps. Do keep up.

179 posts to 4902 posts. How could I possibly keep up with you?!! :p

beldazar
07-04-2010, 10:08 PM
i think perhaps you should do some research on the moon yourself before jumping to any conclusions
i spoke to david at some length about the moon and his theories are hardly out of the blue or unsupported

Exactly. there are many oddities with the moon which is why I'm open-minded about this and trying to piece it together myself.


"If he says it's made of cheese" I would give up listening to him if that were the case. Stupid, insulting question IMO

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 10:08 PM
I totaly agree with you. these bunch of nano heads have absolutly no common sense, all there replys are either hollywood movie quotes, or some pathetic shite that comes from some guru or book that they could never get to grips with in the 1st place so they use that all becuase it looks inteligent,

then they still have the nerve to pre text you with some stupid uninteligable crap and put a smily at the end of it.

like they know best.
ha ha well suck my fucking root mister, cos you know fuck all, the lot of you.

and as for being awake, lmfao,

you would know fuck all if it wasnt for the internet. so smile on that fucker and choke you suckers.

Everything you have written is really just repeated stuff that we have all heard already. And you believe its original advice, how cute.

lakkimakki
07-04-2010, 10:09 PM
i don't believe anyone, not even myself.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Exactly. there are many oddities with the moon which is why I'm open-minded about this and trying to piece it together myself.


"If he says it's made of cheese" I would give up listening to him if that were the case. Stupid, insulting question IMO

It is an insulting thread, but you know, David Icke's stuff, it always turns out to be exactly right. You just got to have the balls to live life to find out its all true. Everyone here is fast asleep chewing on the edge of their pillow.
If you don't think reptiles are out there, go get 40 hookers and turn them out on the streets of Amsterdam, Hamburg, Bangcock or Tokyo, and operate them like a business, the reptiles will show up to end that business dream. Don't believe in agent smith? Go sell weapons to any group you can name thats fighting the NWO. Agent smith will show up.
David Icke tells the average sleeper thats having a bad time with their mortage or ex love, about whats really going on. And then they have the nerve to say it is'nt so!

beldazar
07-04-2010, 10:25 PM
It is an insulting thread, but you know, David Icke's stuff, it always turns out to be exactly right. You just got to have the balls to live life to find out its all true. Everyone here is fast asleep chewing on the edge of their pillow.
If you don't think reptiles are out there, go get 40 hookers and turn them out on the streets of Amsterdam, Hamburg, Bangcock or Tokyo, and operate them like a business, the reptiles will show up to end that business dream. Don't believe in agent smith? Go sell weapons to any group you can name thats fighting the NWO. Agent smith will show up.
David Icke tells the average sleeper thats having a bad time with their mortage or ex love, about whats really going on. And then they have the nerve to say it is'nt so!

Yes. you know I think that people who consider the moon matrix being correct are just feeling a little wobbly when facing others who just take the piss and ridicule but at the end of the day there is every chance he is right.

i'm looking forward to chatting about it after reading the book as it may make it seem less strange to some people.

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:34 PM
Exactly. there are many oddities with the moon which is why I'm open-minded about this and trying to piece it together myself.


"If he says it's made of cheese" I would give up listening to him if that were the case. Stupid, insulting question IMO

You just can't handle the truth about the cheesy moon. That is the illuminati programming of your 3-d five senses reality. Why do you think the moon has so many holes? Because it's Swiss cheese, obviously.

seanx
07-04-2010, 10:35 PM
ap12345 wrote:

This is basic physics and unless you want to rewrite the whole of physics going back to to isaac newton you cannot have this theory. This is the mechanics which makes our sun and all the stars in the universe produce light and heat, aswell as what creates the heat in the centre of the earth.

But then David says that Algebra is pointless, and all universities are brain washing insitutes, even though he has never attended one. I went to university, and my teachers encouraged me to think for myself and form my own opinions, not blindly follow someone into absurdity.

But you are not thinking for yourself.

You're basing your rejection on what you have been told by 'modern'
physics re: what is possible and not possible.

ie. you have being fully 'brainwashed' by your university that physics as
taught by them is the yardstick by which you should judge everything.

And the very fact that you have already dismissed these ideas WITHOUT even reading
them or considering how icke may have reached this judgment shows how 'brainwashed' you have
become after a few years in your university.

Tell me: are you conscious while you read this? Yet your 'modern'
science taught at your university says such a thing as
consciousness doesn't exist; it's only a few brain cells firing together.

The Key: don't believe everything they tell you at university.

Learning to think for yuorself means opening your mind to all ideas
and all possibilities.

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:40 PM
Learning to think for yuorself means opening your mind to all ideas and all possibilities.

Spot on, seanx. What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made out of? I say it must be cheese made out of sheep's milk, which makes it easier to programme the sheeple.

seanx
07-04-2010, 10:44 PM
dreamweaver wrote:

Spot on, seanx. What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made out of? I say it must be cheese made out of sheep's milk, which makes it easier to programme the sheeple

Mate, if you think you'll piss off people here by making such silly
comments - you'll have a long wait.

But then you're another university -educated genius who thinks
he's here to 'educate' us all here!

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 10:45 PM
Spot on, seanx. What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made out of? I say it must be cheese made out of sheep's milk, which makes it easier to programme the sheeple.

You are cypher. I just figured out who you were in all this matrix stuff.

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:48 PM
dreamweaver wrote:



Mate, if you think you'll piss off people here by making such silly
comments - you'll have a long wait.

But then you're another university -educated genius who thinks
he's here to 'educate' us all here!

That's not very open-minded of you.

People are presenting information to you about the true composition of the moon and the very fact that you have already dismissed this idea out of hand without even considering how the OP may have reached this judgment shows how 'brainwashed' you have become after all those years not spent at university.

NASA rejects the idea that the moon is made of cheese. Surely that is proof enough that it is?

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:49 PM
You are cypher. I just figured out who you were in all this matrix stuff.

You are the soup dragon. It was in a documentary series about the moon.

innerlight
07-04-2010, 10:53 PM
i do believe the moon is made of cheese.

i also believe in Jesus and the validity of the 2000 USA elections.

so, fuck off.....

messed_up_faerie
07-04-2010, 10:56 PM
You are the soup dragon. It was in a documentary series about the moon.

but then who is the iron chicken?

seanx
07-04-2010, 10:56 PM
Dreamwaver wrote:

That's not very open-minded of you.

People are presenting information to you about the true composition of the moon and the very fact that you have already dismissed this idea out of hand without even considering how the OP may have reached this judgment shows how 'brainwashed' you have become after all those years not spent at university.

NASA rejects the idea that the moon is made of cheese. Surely that is proof enough that it is?

You're going to have to do better with your piss-taking!

Icke spend nearly 15 years being mocked, ridculed and having the piss
taken out of him by all you University-types !

Your attempt about cheese is pitiful.

After years at university, cann't you not do better?

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 10:58 PM
but then who is the iron chicken?

I think that was a robotic chicken sent by NASA to get past the Van Halen belts.

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 10:58 PM
You are the soup dragon. It was in a documentary series about the moon.

You do know that you can't really be put back into the matrix. They will just give you alsheimers and let some angry underpaid chic abuse you at the old folks home.

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 11:00 PM
You do know that you can't really be put back into the matrix. They will just give you alsheimers and let some angry underpaid chic abuse you at the old folks home.

Do you only have one movie in your entire DVD collection?

I can strongly recommend a Clangers DVD, it will seriously open your mind to new possibilities.

banner
07-04-2010, 11:00 PM
I must admit, I was very sceptical about Icke's moon theory. But then I accidently came across this video:-


Moon Rising - a JOSE ESCAMILLA film - YouTube

I don't know if it's been posted before but It's well worth watching....

beldazar
07-04-2010, 11:08 PM
You just can't handle the truth about the cheesy moon. That is the illuminati programming of your 3-d five senses reality. Why do you think the moon has so many holes? Because it's Swiss cheese, obviously.

Oh god yeah, ding ding. Why did I not think of that before!!! :eek:

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 11:08 PM
Do you only have one movie in your entire DVD collection?

I can strongly recommend a Clangers DVD, it will seriously open your mind to new possibilities.

There are many movies, but there is only one truth.

cypher, if you think you can stop the moon matrix truth from getting out to the people, you are wrong.

rhydra
07-04-2010, 11:09 PM
I don't think that they OP was really about the moon, or cheese but about something between gullibility and something else. The something else is a belief but while the subject doesn't actually believe the said fact they convince themselves, albeit flimsily, that the idea is now, to them, a fact.
Personally I don't believe a fraction of the satanic stuff and Christ-Antichrist rot but whether it's a stopped watch being right twice a day of this site is brushing somewhere near the truth. The stuff about a small group of people, somehow, working events so that they benefit mainly that small group of people rather than the majority of the population, is something that is most definitely true.
Even when there is a pile of red herrings and wild geese piled sky high, it is worth sensibly sorting out the believable from the quite ludicrous. It is well worth being objective,

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 11:25 PM
There are many movies, but there is only one truth.

cypher, if you think you can stop the moon matrix truth from getting out to the people, you are wrong.

Oh, sweet Jesus. It was a fictional movie, not a documentary. :rolleyes:

http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/ironhide_facepalm.jpg

dontbeafraid
07-04-2010, 11:30 PM
Oh, sweet Jesus. It was a fictional movie, not a documentary. :rolleyes:

http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/ironhide_facepalm.jpg

It is an allegory Allegory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
And here is a real pic of Pickard!
http://www.awesomeoff.com/images/entries2/mainview/Picard.jpg

ozpixie
07-04-2010, 11:37 PM
That is so blatantly wrong. It's made of sheep milk! That's how they turn everyone into sheeple! Damn it, do I have to explain everything around here?

Oh for goodness sake!!! It's rat's milk cheese. You can tell by all the scurry lines across the surface and the big roundy things are the holes the rats use to build their nests. Talk about being dumbed down. :rolleyes:

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 11:40 PM
Oh for goodness sake!!! It's rat's milk cheese. You can tell by all the scurry lines across the surface and the big roundy things are the holes the rats use to build their nests. Talk about being dumbed down. :rolleyes:

Who are you trying to kid? If the sheeple were being controlled by rat cheese, they wouldn't be called sheeple. They'd be ratple. Or something.

dogsmilk
07-04-2010, 11:50 PM
Do you think the reply you wrote above was original? Its the same response all you coppertops give when I quote morpheus.

Coppertop, you can't know what the truth is, because you have never heard the truth, or seen it, or even have an inkling of what the truth could be.

I'm not surprised you've had the same reply before. Going round quoting Hollywood blockbusters like it means anything is about as asinine as going round quoting catchphrases from little Britain.

Though perhaps I've not spent enough time watching action films to realise the profound truths they convey.

I did watch that Manga film the Matrix totally ripped off that famous fight scene in that lobby with those pillars from - would it be helpful if I quoted some of the script and said it was all truth and stuff?

Just so you know - the matrix is a film, kind of like the terminator or Star Wars films or whatever. It's there to entertain people and make money - like Skynet or Darth Vader it isn't real and doesn't contain profound truths. And Rene Descartes had its central how-do-we-know-the-world-isn't-an-illusion plot device nailed down in the 17th century. Though perhaps if he'd worn a trenchcoat and shades, engaged in product placement for Nokia mobile phones and had some serious kung fu moves we could be watching a kickass film about him instead - I think therefore I kick your ass, motherfucker! *Blam!*

Am I the only one continually bewildered by people who claim to be in on 'the truth' and above the 'copperheads' (whatever that means) and shit who go round citing mainstream mass entertainment as deep wisdom?

dreamweaver
07-04-2010, 11:56 PM
Am I the only one continually bewildered by people who claim to be in on 'the truth' and above the 'copperheads' (whatever that means) and shit who go round citing mainstream mass entertainment as deep wisdom?

Not so fast, dogsmilk. You haven't said what kind of cheese the moon is made of yet.

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 12:01 AM
Not so fast, dogsmilk. You haven't said what kind of cheese the moon is made of yet.

Since we now know from old theories that are suddenly important due to their being repackaged it's artificial, I can only conclude it is in reality vegan cheese substitute and not genuine cheese at all.

http://www.nexternal.com/vegane/images/CheezlyLG.jpg

dontbeafraid
08-04-2010, 12:09 AM
I'm not surprised you've had the same reply before. Going round quoting Hollywood blockbusters like it means anything is about as asinine as going round quoting catchphrases from little Britain.

Though perhaps I've not spent enough time watching action films to realise the profound truths they convey.

I did watch that Manga film the Matrix totally ripped off that famous fight scene in that lobby with those pillars from - would it be helpful if I quoted some of the script and said it was all truth and stuff?

Just so you know - the matrix is a film, kind of like the terminator or Star Wars films or whatever. It's there to entertain people and make money - like Skynet or Darth Vader it isn't real and doesn't contain profound truths. And Rene Descartes had its central how-do-we-know-the-world-isn't-an-illusion plot device nailed down in the 17th century. Though perhaps if he'd worn a trenchcoat and shades, engaged in product placement for Nokia mobile phones and had some serious kung fu moves we could be watching a kickass film about him instead - I think therefore I kick your ass, motherfucker! *Blam!*

Am I the only one continually bewildered by people who claim to be in on 'the truth' and above the 'copperheads' (whatever that means) and shit who go round citing mainstream mass entertainment as deep wisdom?

The matrix, its an allegory.Allegory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
And you may wonder why I even waste my time on coppertops like yourself. You are all Neos. You are new to the whole reality you think is "the world". Neos.
The moon matrix is going to take your soul(energy), store it until it goes crazy and is erased, and use it as a building block for their empire.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 12:12 AM
Since we now know from old theories that are suddenly important due to their being repackaged it's artificial, I can only conclude it is in reality vegan cheese substitute and not genuine cheese at all.

http://www.nexternal.com/vegane/images/CheezlyLG.jpg

Ugh! :eek:

Well, I suppose the theory does have some merit. If the milk came from cows, sheep or rats, there would need to be skeletons on the moon. Unless the farms are hidden on the dark side.

Oh yes, dark side. The Star Wars movies talk of the "dark side" and they had a space station that was like a moon. That guy Lucas was onto something.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 12:26 AM
The matrix, its an allegory.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory
And you may wonder why I even waste my time on coppertops like yourself.
Because you have nothing better to do? Maybe you wank yourself silly fantasising about being in Mouse's "special" program involving the woman in the red dress?

So you think this mainstream Hollywood blockbuster was an allegory, do you? Yes, it makes perfect sense for a secretive cabal that rules the world from the shadows to tell the world what it is doing. You can always wheel on the "hidden in plain view" cliché to explain that one after all.

And let us not forget that the Wachowski brothers stole the idea from David Icke. They made the film before David Icke started referring to its imagery to make it look like it was their idea, but real truthseekers are not fooled by such devious tricks.

But you still haven't answered the burning questions. What cheese is this matrix moon made of? And does it taste like chicken?

messed_up_faerie
08-04-2010, 12:29 AM
Just so you know - the matrix is a film, kind of like the terminator or Star Wars films or whatever. It's there to entertain people and make money - like Skynet or Darth Vader it isn't real and doesn't contain profound truths.

Or the original series of V?
But surely... it all seemed so compelling :(

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 12:31 AM
The matrix, its an allegory.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory
And you may wonder why I even waste my time on coppertops like yourself. You are all Neos. You are new to the whole reality you think is "the world". Neos.


Yes I know what an allegory is thank you. And as an allegory it's not original and though the first one was a jolly good film (though I do think fight club from around the same time pissed all over it), IMO this was spoiled by the two increasingly shit and incoherent sequels. The third film was fucking dreadful. And let's not forget the pig's ear the Wachowski brothers made of Alan Moore's V for Vendatta, that other film sad twats like to go round cribbing stuff from.

Why are we all "Neos"? Neo was 'the one' and stuff - that's good isn't it? Or is this some other daft meaning?

You should stop watching so much telly.

The moon matrix is going to take your soul(energy), store it until it goes crazy and is erased, and use it as a building block for their empire.

Is this based on a new film by Ridley Scott set to rival Avatar or something? What mobile phones will this film be advertising? Or will it advertising Baby Bell cheese now repackaged as moon shaped?

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 12:33 AM
Or the original series of V?
But surely... it all seemed so compelling :(

Absolutely.

Though I really enjoyed it the time I was quite young then. Looking back, it really was pretty shit. I hope the new one's better.

dontbeafraid
08-04-2010, 12:36 AM
Because you have nothing better to do? Maybe you wank yourself silly fantasising about being in Mouse's "special" program involving the woman in the red dress?

So you think this mainstream Hollywood blockbuster was an allegory, do you? Yes, it makes perfect sense for a secretive cabal that rules the world from the shadows to tell the world what it is doing. You can always wheel on the "hidden in plain view" cliché to explain that one after all.

And let us not forget that the Wachowski brothers stole the idea from David Icke. They made the film before David Icke started referring to its imagery to make it look like it was their idea, but real truthseekers are not fooled by such devious tricks.

But you still haven't answered the burning questions. What cheese is this matrix moon made of? And does it taste like chicken?

Bro, when we are bouncing up and down on the moon, it won't matter who stole the idea of the matrix. Or what its made of and tastes like. But I can tell you this, it smells and tastes like burnt flesh. Cause I know exactly what we are all up against. The moon matrix.

alder
08-04-2010, 12:39 AM
Listen people. The moon IS made of cheese. I've been there, and discoverd that it is aged cheddar. Problem is it tastes great and it's fucking with my mind:)

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 12:39 AM
Bro, when we are bouncing up and down on the moon, it won't matter who stole the idea of the matrix. Or what its made of and tastes like. But I can tell you this, it smells and tastes like burnt flesh. Cause I know exactly what we are all up against. The moon matrix.

Dude, I've got a sneaky feeling that you know me from another forum and you're deliberately trolling me.

You had me for a while there. Good work. ;)

dontbeafraid
08-04-2010, 12:44 AM
Dude, I've got a sneaky feeling that you know me from another forum and you're deliberately trolling me.

You had me for a while there. Good work. ;)

Wrong bro, this is my first forum. And I intend to make more out of you than your mother ever hoped for.

You dont have starfleet commander written all over you, but with a little help you might make a dam good radio man.

relentless
08-04-2010, 01:15 AM
No i wouldnt because i can think for myself and realise when something is not physically possible and ridiculous. This is what i was trying to illustrate with this post.

Surely anyone can see by some of the replys to this thread alot of people on here have just swapped one mind prison for another, one authority on truth for another. This is no reflection on David, as he certainly doesn't encourage this kind of blind worship. I think this is more of a case of a certain need that some of the people on this forum have to be lead intelectually and spiritually.

Any physicist will tell you that anything as large as the moon will form naturally into a solid sphere. The idea of "hollowing out" a moon is ridiculous, because the internal pressure would fill the void in the centre with material from the outer part.

This is basic physics and unless you want to rewrite the whole of physics going back to to isaac newton you cannot have this theory. This is the mechanics which makes our sun and all the stars in the universe produce light and heat, aswell as what creates the heat in the centre of the earth.

But then David says that Algebra is pointless, and all universities are brain washing insitutes, even though he has never attended one. I went to university, and my teachers encouraged me to think for myself and form my own opinions, not blindly follow someone into absurdity.

Alot of what David says i agree with, (otherwise what would i be doing on this forum). But i am afraid this is just ludicrous and he is discrediting himself, and the conspiracy scene as a whole with this.


Yes and no, because this theory appears 'rediculous' to you, still does not debunk it, yes people do 'blindly follow' sometimes, usually associated with institutional dogma, ie; religions, universitys, company procedures... etc.

To blindly accept anything, I would suggest, is the flipside of blindly rejecting something.

I don't think this theory is outside the parameters of possibility, when I honestly think about what I actually know about the moon to this date, its not a lot.. and some of that is questionable.

Just remember, scratching the surface of perceived reality may cause cognitive dissonance.


P.S Planet Mars may be where mars bars are made ???

suthseaxan
08-04-2010, 01:23 AM
The moon is without a doubt made of Wensleydale, you're all wrong, I saw the documentary, two heroes called Wallace & Gromit built their own space vehicle and flew to the moon and it was made of Wensleydale because they feasted on it while they were there.

http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/films/granddayout/

mountain
08-04-2010, 01:24 AM
For the sceptics. Why is it called the milky way? Because it's milk you see. Not any milk. Goat milk. The moon is made of goat cheese. The illuminati mind game makes us percieve it as anything but, however, the reality still remains that the moon is a goat cheese planet.

No no actually its Swiss, you are clearly sleeping my friend ;)

purple rain
08-04-2010, 03:06 AM
No no actually its Swiss, you are clearly sleeping my friend ;)

The Swiss do not own the moon. :mad: They've never been there.

godgoo
08-04-2010, 06:53 AM
Why did they hit the moon with a missle? They could have proporgated on the incident wave. They would have had a deeper penetration.

NASA's mission to bomb the Moon
NASA will tomorrow launch a spectacular mission to bomb the Moon. Their LCROSS mission will blast off from Cape Canaveral, Florida, carrying a missile that will blast a hole in the lunar surface at twice the speed of a bullet. The missile, a Centaur rocket, will be steered by a shepherding spacecraft that will guide it towards its target - a crater close to the Moon's south pole. Scientists expect the blast to be so powerful that a huge plume of debris will be ejected.[/quote]

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasas-mission-to-bomb-the-moon-2009-06

Although its payload is many times that of a bullet.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 08:01 AM
No no actually its Swiss, you are clearly sleeping my friend ;)

That does at least explain the holes. But they still have to be using sheep's milk for the cheese, so that they can send out sheeple control rays.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 08:04 AM
Wrong bro, this is my first forum. And I intend to make more out of you than your mother ever hoped for.


Cool, my very own stalker! :cool:

Just my luck that it's not a hot girl but some drooling geek who's so obsessed with a movie that he thinks it's real. And doesn't even believe the moon is made of cheese. :(

ozpixie
08-04-2010, 08:21 AM
Who are you trying to kid? If the sheeple were being controlled by rat cheese, they wouldn't be called sheeple. They'd be ratple. Or something.

You are right about the ratple thing... the whole sheeple name is a disinfo thing to keep us off the scent (little joke there). I have it on good authority from an underground ET gangster that the Rat in the Hat ... catches all the moon rays into his big telescope. They come down from the rat cheese holes into his telescope and into his big hat, and distributes them over the ArchRatters and such like and down to the ordinary people in carefully designed outlets that have been put into the Ratmobile. There are similar outlets at St Ratter's Square. Beware if you ever go into the Ratican because those rays will get you big time in there. The place is a huge rat-trap for any Ratolic or tourists that enter there. But get this, only 15% of all humans truly hate rats and we are the ones who are safe from the rat cheese rays so you can breathe easy my friend. We are safe from the rays but not the rats. For that we need a Rat Zinger for only a Rat Zinger can save us from a dire peril.

But for now I must away to cook chips and cook them superlatively I will. :D

brainfreeze
08-04-2010, 08:24 AM
:eek: Is that why we have the word RATional. It's them controlling us!

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 08:26 AM
:eek: Is that why we have the word RATional. It's them controlling us!

Whatever happened to RATiocinator? Was he controlling us by trying to make us not eat meat? :eek:

brainfreeze
08-04-2010, 08:33 AM
Whatever happened to RATiocinator? Was he controlling us by trying to make us not eat meat? :eek:

Who is he?

I just googled the name and found Calculus RATiocinator, programming language .

We're on to something here brother, I smells it! And it's not meat.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 08:37 AM
Who is he?

I just googled the name and found Calculus RATiocinator, programming language .

We're on to something here brother, I smells it! And it's not meat.

He was an ultra vegan animal rights type, in a really obnoxious ram-it-down-your throat way. He wrote very well, I think he was an Oxford student at the time but that's just a guess (he wrote about being in that city a few times and had the air of someone young who thought he knew it all). He may have favoured a tofu moon.

brainfreeze
08-04-2010, 08:40 AM
He was an ultra vegan animal rights type, in a really obnoxious ram-it-down-your throat way. He wrote very well, I think he was an Oxford student at the time but that's just a guess. He may have favoured a tofu moon.

Well, with a name like his, and the moon being made out green cheese and all, he's got to be part of the programming.

Anyone got a list of names we can add this one too?

And if you do, can you post it please?

:D

ozpixie
08-04-2010, 08:42 AM
Who is he?

I just googled the name and found Calculus RATiocinator, programming language .

We're on to something here brother, I smells it! And it's not meat.

You can smell it because the underground ET gangster told me that he is the controller of the Ratcinerator which is where the whistlerats, non-compliant Rat-boys and Ratishioners end up. With him to deal with its no wonder they are so programmed, too scared to be anything else! :eek:

brainfreeze
08-04-2010, 08:47 AM
You can smell it because the underground ET gangster told me that he is the controller of the Ratcinerator which is where the whistlerats, non-compliant Rat-boys and Ratishioners end up. With him to deal with its no wonder they are so programmed, too scared to be anything else! :eek:

But they're so blatent about it. Did you ever see The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Who controlled those guys?

Yes that's right, Skinner (I'm not sure that's his name, it was something like that though) the rat!

And those Turtles were always hanging round with that girl from the news crew.

They warn us in their movies. They have to, it's part of the sacrifice ritual.

So blatant, but still the ratple don't see it.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 08:51 AM
But they're so blatent about it. Did you ever see The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Who controlled those guys?

Yes that's right, Skinner (I'm not sure that's his name, it was something like that though) the rat!

And those Turtles were always hanging round with that girl from the news crew.

They warn us in their movies. They have to, it's part of the sacrifice ritual.

So blatant, but still the ratple don't see it.

Agent Mulder's boss in the X-Files was called Skinner! :eek:

ozpixie
08-04-2010, 09:00 AM
Agent Mulder's boss in the X-Files was called Skinner! :eek:

And Bart Simpson was always doing battle with Principal Skinner!!!!!!

brainfreeze
08-04-2010, 09:02 AM
Agent Mulder's boss in the X-Files was called Skinner! :eek:


Whoops, my mistake. The rat's name was Splinter, he use to be human.

And Bart Simpson was always doing battle with Principal Skinner!!!!!!


I may have unintentionally started a Skinner conspiracy. Sorry :)

wdavidb
08-04-2010, 09:15 AM
No i wouldnt because i can think for myself and realise when something is not physically possible and ridiculous. This is what i was trying to illustrate with this post.

Surely anyone can see by some of the replys to this thread alot of people on here have just swapped one mind prison for another, one authority on truth for another. This is no reflection on David, as he certainly doesn't encourage this kind of blind worship. I think this is more of a case of a certain need that some of the people on this forum have to be lead intelectually and spiritually.

Any physicist will tell you that anything as large as the moon will form naturally into a solid sphere. The idea of "hollowing out" a moon is ridiculous, because the internal pressure would fill the void in the centre with material from the outer part.

This is basic physics and unless you want to rewrite the whole of physics going back to to isaac newton you cannot have this theory. This is the mechanics which makes our sun and all the stars in the universe produce light and heat, aswell as what creates the heat in the centre of the earth.

But then David says that Algebra is pointless, and all universities are brain washing insitutes, even though he has never attended one. I went to university, and my teachers encouraged me to think for myself and form my own opinions, not blindly follow someone into absurdity.

Alot of what David says i agree with, (otherwise what would i be doing on this forum). But i am afraid this is just ludicrous and he is discrediting himself, and the conspiracy scene as a whole with this.

The internal pressure would fill the void in the center with material from the outer part?

You have to be kidding, I hope.

With a theory like that we would be in a black hole I suspect.

Where is the balance, does the internal pressure not have to equal the outer pressure to remain stable?

Of course there is a hollow core at the center of the earth and moon, it's filled with a gaseous mixture rarefied to the center in the form of hydrogen.

Try this one http://www.gravitycontrol.org

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 09:20 AM
I may have unintentionally started a Skinner conspiracy. Sorry :)

There's that Frank Skinner too. He even used to share a house with a Jew.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 09:33 AM
The internal pressure would fill the void in the center with material from the outer part?

You have to be kidding, I hope.

With a theory like that we would be in a black hole I suspect.

Where is the balance, does the internal pressure not have to equal the outer pressure to remain stable?

Of course there is a hollow core at the center of the earth and moon, it's filled with a gaseous mixture rarefied to the center in the form of hydrogen.

Try this one http://www.gravitycontrol.org

Seismologists, the poor deluded ratple, say compressional P waves will travel and refract through both fluid and solid materials. Shear S waves, however, cannot travel through fluids like air or water. Fluids cannot support the side-to-side particle motion that makes S waves.

http://www.seismo.unr.edu/ftp/pub/louie/class/100/earth-rays.GIF

This is why they say hollow earth theories are nonsense. But of course they would say that, wouldn't they? Seismologists and geologists are all corrupt lying tools of the rat cheese matrix, just like NASA. The earth does have some hollow bits because the evidence clearly points to a soft cheese core and Swiss cheese mantle (the holes are the hollow bits of the earth's interior) with a crumbly crust.

ozpixie
08-04-2010, 09:39 AM
Seismologists, the poor deluded ratple, say compressional P waves will travel and refract through both fluid and solid materials. Shear S waves, however, cannot travel through fluids like air or water. Fluids cannot support the side-to-side particle motion that makes S waves.

http://www.seismo.unr.edu/ftp/pub/louie/class/100/earth-rays.GIF

This is why they say hollow earth theories are nonsense. But of course they would say that, wouldn't they? Seismologists and geologists are all corrupt lying tools of the rat cheese matrix, just like NASA. The earth does have some hollow bits because the evidence clearly points to a soft cheese core and Swiss cheese mantle (the holes are the hollow bits of the earth's interior) with a crumbly crust.

I can't argue with physics but as a chippie I can say with certainty that rats can chew out solid and self sustaining black hole into just about anything and also they do eat cores, soft or otherwise.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 09:51 AM
I can't argue with physics but as a chippie I can say with certainty that rats can chew out solid and self sustaining black hole into just about anything and also they do eat cores, soft or otherwise.

Good point. There are also suicide rats that chew through electrical cables, are there not? So that means suicide bombers have had their reptilian brain reprogrammed by the rats.

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 10:33 AM
American psychologist B F Skinner worked on behavioural psychology - including experiments with rats.

Is this worth further investigation?

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 10:40 AM
American psychologist B F Skinner worked on behavioural psychology - including experiments with rats.

Is this worth further investigation?

What is there to investigate? The correlation is already there, which is proof enough.

energi
08-04-2010, 10:42 AM
There is a swedish site called ratsit.se where you can find out all information possible within our current laws about anyone - name, adress, tax records etc.

Say no more - spider-rats from outer space are controlling the holographic human race from a spaceship moon built on cheese, AND I HAVE THE BLURRY PICTURE OF A VASE TO PROVE THIS!

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/Evilpens/its-a-conspiracy.jpg

ozpixie
08-04-2010, 10:48 AM
There is a swedish site called ratsit.se where you can find out all information possible within our current laws about anyone - name, adress, tax records etc.

Say no more - spider-rats from outer space are controlling the holographic human race from a spaceship moon built on cheese, AND I HAVE THE BLURRY PICTURE OF A VASE TO PROVE THIS!

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/Evilpens/its-a-conspiracy.jpg


Are you also in contact with the underground ET gangster? Sniff!! So who was it??? Speak up, I demand to know who moved my cheese! :mad:

geezer661
08-04-2010, 12:39 PM
I thought the moon was a giant balloon full of helium. That's what keeps it afloat.

The cheese theory is full of holes ;)

consciousness
08-04-2010, 01:17 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.

troll talking crap alert!

geezer661
08-04-2010, 01:25 PM
Oh no! Here they come.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 01:29 PM
I thought the moon was a giant balloon full of helium. That's what keeps it afloat.

The cheese theory is full of holes ;)

You're just a shill for the US government-owned National Helium Reserve - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia! :mad:

tracker
08-04-2010, 01:38 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.


I totally agree with you on this one .
The main stream sciences are right !

the earth is flat !
the devil has horns and is red and sits in fire .
If we read books we are sinners .
our leaders are put there by god alone .
the moon looks like a small planet , there for it is a small rocky planet :o
our eyes do not lie !
and when we are told to think that the moon is a natual rock we will .


One thing I find hard to accept , although I have too because you can not argue with 10,000 years of history , is that when people are told to believe something , they will !
which is why if people think that the moon is just a large rock , it is because they have been told to believe it .

What I do find amazing is this ,
most never question the authorative figures and their ideas of what they want us to believe .

it is this barrock and insane stupidity that has kept us from being inter steller beings .
it keeps us at war killing each others kids
and keeps us as slaves for the fraudulent bankers

all thanks to,


those who spite dreamers / investigators and those who think out side the box .

well done ap12345 your a prime example of your kind .

I for one might not believe everything in that book , but to wipe the board and brand every one in the same mentality as you is not good .

you claim every one believes something just because David Icke wrote it

yet you cling onto what you have been told like a kid with sweets .

you might want to look in the morror someday .:cool:

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 01:49 PM
What kind of cheese do you think it's made of, tracker?

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 02:57 PM
I totally agree with you on this one .
The main stream sciences are right !

the earth is flat !
the devil has horns and is red and sits in fire .
If we read books we are sinners .
our leaders are put there by god alone .
the moon looks like a small planet , there for it is a small rocky planet :o
our eyes do not lie !
and when we are told to think that the moon is a natual rock we will .


One thing I find hard to accept , although I have too because you can not argue with 10,000 years of history , is that when people are told to believe something , they will !
which is why if people think that the moon is just a large rock , it is because they have been told to believe it .

What I do find amazing is this ,
most never question the authorative figures and their ideas of what they want us to believe .

it is this barrock and insane stupidity that has kept us from being inter steller beings .
it keeps us at war killing each others kids
and keeps us as slaves for the fraudulent bankers

all thanks to,


those who spite dreamers / investigators and those who think out side the box .

well done ap12345 your a prime example of your kind .

I for one might not believe everything in that book , but to wipe the board and brand every one in the same mentality as you is not good .

you claim every one believes something just because David Icke wrote it

yet you cling onto what you have been told like a kid with sweets .

you might want to look in the morror someday .:cool:

Spot on!

Believing the moon is a big rock is the major cause of all the wars, famine, pestilence and male pattern baldness in history. If we believed the moon was artificial we'd all live in space by now. We'd all fly off on the moon like in space 1999, except we'd be in control and be able to drive it round like it's a big car.
It's the bankers who want us to think the moon is real because believing in the moon is the root cause of our bondage. Modern banking is entirely reliant on the moon for its operation - that should be obvious to anyone who drags themselves away from Fox news for five minutes. If people stopped believing in the moon there'd be no money and everyone would live in harmony.

But what about the earth?

These so-called "experts" have been saying the earth is just some big rock for centuries as well. Except it's hot in the middle. Just because "geologists" and the like spout this drivel, people just lap it up like the mindless sheep they are.

How do we know the earth is just some big rock flying round space? Because we're told it is? How very convenient. I've seen films where people went to the middle and it had dinosaurs in it. I haven't seen them on telly for ages - they've doubtless been censored by the bankers.

Why does the earth have so-called "volcanoes"? They're supposed to be melted rock. But it has to be very hot for rock to melt and we're supposed to believe it's been molten for billions of years. I say volcanoes are jet thrusters being tested by the aliens in control of the "earth matrix" which is in reality an artificial spacecraft. With dinosaurs in it. The earth matrix was used to control the moon people who built the moon. Now the moon matrix is being used to control people on earth in a sort of tit for tat grudge match.

These earth believers are just part of a mindless cult. Does anyone really think it's a coincidence our leaders want us to believe the earth is just some big rock. I think Richard Shaver was probably on to something with the evil Deros living deep inside the earth. And he said they had dealings with aliens - obviously the ones who built the moon!.
The artificial moon is being controlled from deep inside the artificial earth by the artificial Deros flying artificial Nazi flying saucers with their artificial pet dinosaurs by their sides.

If only the sheep would stop believing what they're told.

dreamweaver
08-04-2010, 03:01 PM
If only the sheep would stop believing what they're told.

Amen.

purple rain
08-04-2010, 03:04 PM
It all fits. Personally I think we should ask if Obama's real place of birth is the moon. After all, how would you know that it's not? The msm sure are quiet on that one, lol.:rolleyes:

timelord
08-04-2010, 03:36 PM
I don't want to burst your bubble, but quoting the script of a major Hollywood action flick doesn't really explain anything.

You may as well quote lines from one of the Die Hard films.

Yippie-ki-yay, motherf*****r? :D

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 04:43 PM
If David wrote a book in which he suggested the moon was made out of cheese, without any evidence whatsover would people on here believe it?

I have to say i think the answer to this is yes, this recent annoncement by David, has been accepted as gospel by a good deal of the people on these boards before they have even read the book in which he says it, and seen or heard any evidence whatsoever.

To add insult to injury these same people viciously attack anyone who stands up and questions what he is saying. This is exactly the same as what the mainstream media do to people like David and Alex Jones for their viewpoints, because they dont agree with them.

This has illustrated to me that many people on these boards are little more than cult members and about as open minded as a fox news presenter. I dont see any difference between the way that people on these boards are treating those who dont agree with everything david says and the way david is treated by the mainstream media.

Unfortunately for many of the people on this forum, rather than "opening thier mind" Davids work just seems to have created another mind prison for them and given them suragate authority to tell them what is "the truth" after loseing the MSM to do this for them after breaking their conditioning.

TBH i think alot of you out there are worse than the general public...because you sit there sneering at anyone who has not "woken up" and anyone who has but questions what they are told by authority figures in the conspiracy community, with the kind of moral superiority and oh "you can't understand it because your not enlightened enought to understand davids work". You act like you have all the answers in the world because you can read david's book, atleast the mainstream public dont pretend to have all the answers, and afcourse the answers you have are not your own they have been got at second hand from david, without any processing in your mind to discern whether they are true or not.
you delivered lots whoopaste there,

great post.

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 04:49 PM
Morpheus said it best.
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

yes, morpheus can dodge bullets too.
and nothings real cept undergrouns bases&mrsmith.


*nods*

fyi&ffs,itsa hollywood flick.
is hollywood full of shit now or not?

whatabout harrypotter?it must be true.

however, this cant compute with bruce almighty.


yeah, a pill, thats the difference.

morpheus was on event horizon too, "hes in teh know"

phew, its all adding up now,brb, connecting dots.

:rolleyes:

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 05:04 PM
No it is'nt ridiculous at all. If you know David Icke's works, all he has to say to me is "the moon matrix" and it all falls into place. I might not even read the book, cause I already know it by heart anyway.
:)

no doubt.

and if he says cartwheel, you do cartwheels.


if he says jump, you ask how high?

real high,dude.real high.


can you perform a cartwheel, please?im david.

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 05:08 PM
If NASA said to you Mars is made of Turkish Delights and provided all the documented evidence to back it up would you believe it, yes i think you would.

I rest my case as well.:D;)

why not.turks eat all kinds of crap.

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 07:13 PM
Spot on, seanx. What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made out of? I say it must be cheese made out of sheep's milk, which makes it easier to programme the sheeple.

its really simple, dark side=regular cheese.

"illuminated"(hint,hint)side=f cheese.


now,a freethinker will not just say ok and move on.

hewill ask why cheese?

well, due2its porousity,its easy2transport, very light.
easy to form AND rather tasty smell in buildings comes4free as extra.

the moonmakers are rather slick:cool:

entrangermercenary
08-04-2010, 07:15 PM
why not.turks eat all kinds of crap.

:D lol

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 07:27 PM
Yes I know what an allegory is thank you. And as an allegory it's not original and though the first one was a jolly good film (though I do think fight club from around the same time pissed all over it), IMO this was spoiled by the two increasingly shit and incoherent sequels. The third film was fucking dreadful. And let's not forget the pig's ear the Wachowski brothers made of Alan Moore's V for Vendatta, that other film sad twats like to go round cribbing stuff from.

Why are we all "Neos"? Neo was 'the one' and stuff - that's good isn't it? Or is this some other daft meaning?

You should stop watching so much telly.



Is this based on a new film by Ridley Scott set to rival Avatar or something? What mobile phones will this film be advertising? Or will it advertising Baby Bell cheese now repackaged as moon shaped?

matrix, besides one philosophical message, wasa fck trash movie.

the producers took a huge piss, included every woo, like a medium.

oh, and the base was called ZION ffs:D

ZION

omfg.

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 07:33 PM
The Swiss do not own the moon. :mad: They've never been there.

thats what agent smith wants you to believe

http://www.vikiworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/moviemistake6.jpg

hadabusa
08-04-2010, 07:46 PM
What is there to investigate? The correlation is already there, which is proof enough.

there mite be somuch2it

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hillary_tinfoil_hat1.jpg

ill look into it

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/04/weekend_diversion_do_tinfoil_h/tinfoil_hat_antenna.jpg


meanwhile, you ...

http://bitchspot.jadedragononline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tinfoil.jpg

dogsmilk
08-04-2010, 10:34 PM
It all fits. Personally I think we should ask if Obama's real place of birth is the moon. After all, how would you know that it's not? The msm sure are quiet on that one, lol.:rolleyes:

Now that is a perceptive observation. It really is all starting to fall into place.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes

It's funny really. I once took a couple of pills I was offered that were a sort of pale blue and I didn't wake up in my bed at all. I stayed up all night dancing to acid techno.

ap12345
08-04-2010, 10:51 PM
ap12345 wrote:



But you are not thinking for yourself.

You're basing your rejection on what you have been told by 'modern'
physics re: what is possible and not possible.

ie. you have being fully 'brainwashed' by your university that physics as
taught by them is the yardstick by which you should judge everything.

And the very fact that you have already dismissed these ideas WITHOUT even reading
them or considering how icke may have reached this judgment shows how 'brainwashed' you have
become after a few years in your university.

Tell me: are you conscious while you read this? Yet your 'modern'
science taught at your university says such a thing as
consciousness doesn't exist; it's only a few brain cells firing together.

The Key: don't believe everything they tell you at university.

Learning to think for yuorself means opening your mind to all ideas
and all possibilities.

What happens if you jump off a tall builing Sean? You accelerate towards the ground until you die, the same is true about all other matter in the universe and you can go on all day about how i am brainwashed its not going to change the laws of physics.

All matter in the universe is attracted to other matter and given enough time all large masses will form a solid ball. This is born out by every observation of our cosmos which has ever been undertaken. You are being convinced to deny the evidence of your own senses.

Even if it were possible to by some amazing engineering of a far advanced civilisation to put the immense support in place inside a void created inside of the moon, let me ask you this? why bother?!! there is a perfectly good habitable planet right here which doesnt need any engineering whatsoever in order to inhabit it. Why the hell would some amazingly advanced race come all the way here and do all of this just to convince you that reptilians dont exist or man walked on the moon...etc etc. They could very easily wipe us all out in a matter of seconds, if they have the technology to do that to the moon, imagine what they could do to this planet.

I'm sorry but this is all just Science Fiction which makes an interesting story to sell a book, end of story.

ap12345
08-04-2010, 11:50 PM
I totally agree with you on this one .
The main stream sciences are right !

the earth is flat !
the devil has horns and is red and sits in fire .
If we read books we are sinners .
our leaders are put there by god alone .
the moon looks like a small planet , there for it is a small rocky planet :o
our eyes do not lie !
and when we are told to think that the moon is a natual rock we will .


One thing I find hard to accept , although I have too because you can not argue with 10,000 years of history , is that when people are told to believe something , they will !
which is why if people think that the moon is just a large rock , it is because they have been told to believe it .

What I do find amazing is this ,
most never question the authorative figures and their ideas of what they want us to believe .

it is this barrock and insane stupidity that has kept us from being inter steller beings .
it keeps us at war killing each others kids
and keeps us as slaves for the fraudulent bankers

all thanks to,


those who spite dreamers / investigators and those who think out side the box .

well done ap12345 your a prime example of your kind .

I for one might not believe everything in that book , but to wipe the board and brand every one in the same mentality as you is not good .

you claim every one believes something just because David Icke wrote it

yet you cling onto what you have been told like a kid with sweets .

you might want to look in the morror someday .:cool:

As far as i remember i never said everyone, i said many people, and judging by some of the replys to my thread i would have to say this is correct. This is supposed to be a place where people are "open to all possibilites" yet they (as in the people who have been attacking me) can't even accept the possibility that maybe the moon is just that, the moon...

ap12345
09-04-2010, 12:00 AM
Yes and no, because this theory appears 'rediculous' to you, still does not debunk it, yes people do 'blindly follow' sometimes, usually associated with institutional dogma, ie; religions, universitys, company procedures... etc.

To blindly accept anything, I would suggest, is the flipside of blindly rejecting something.

I don't think this theory is outside the parameters of possibility, when I honestly think about what I actually know about the moon to this date, its not a lot.. and some of that is questionable.

Just remember, scratching the surface of perceived reality may cause cognitive dissonance.


P.S Planet Mars may be where mars bars are made ???

No, you are dead right, it is physically possible, but when you consider what would need to be done to achieve this, you realise its a ridiculous notion. I think it comes down to the arrogance of man that he thinks he is so important that an alien race is going to come from the other side of the universe expend millenia hollowing out a moon, refining as much titanium supports as is contained in the entire solar system, in order to create a hollow planetoid, just so that they can convince humans to believe certain things.

Come on people, im sorry but we are not that important...This is all just an interesting yarn to sell a book.

Infact the force pushing inwards from such a large mass would be so great i dont think even that would be sufficient to achieve what is being suggested.

dreamweaver
09-04-2010, 03:41 AM
As far as i remember i never said everyone, i said many people, and judging by some of the replys to my thread i would have to say this is correct. This is supposed to be a place where people are "open to all possibilites" yet they (as in the people who have been attacking me) can't even accept the possibility that maybe the moon is just that, the moon...

These so-called "truthseekers" can't even accept that the moon is made of cheese. :(

I have found further evidence on the composition of the moon. There is a sheep's milk cheese called bryndza. Bryndzové halušky, small potato dumplings mixed with bryndza, is a Slovak specialty.

Say Bryndzové halušky quickly and it sounds like "Brzezinski". Just a coincidence, of course... ;)

ozpixie
09-04-2010, 04:30 AM
It all fits. Personally I think we should ask if Obama's real place of birth is the moon. After all, how would you know that it's not? The msm sure are quiet on that one, lol.:rolleyes:

yeah, on the dark side.

gaias child
09-04-2010, 07:54 AM
What happens if you jump off a tall builing Sean? You accelerate towards the ground until you die, the same is true about all other matter in the universe and you can go on all day about how i am brainwashed its not going to change the laws of physics.

All matter in the universe is attracted to other matter and given enough time all large masses will form a solid ball. This is born out by every observation of our cosmos which has ever been undertaken. You are being convinced to deny the evidence of your own senses.

Even if it were possible to by some amazing engineering of a far advanced civilisation to put the immense support in place inside a void created inside of the moon, let me ask you this? why bother?!! there is a perfectly good habitable planet right here which doesnt need any engineering whatsoever in order to inhabit it. Why the hell would some amazingly advanced race come all the way here and do all of this just to convince you that reptilians dont exist or man walked on the moon...etc etc. They could very easily wipe us all out in a matter of seconds, if they have the technology to do that to the moon, imagine what they could do to this planet.

I'm sorry but this is all just Science Fiction which makes an interesting story to sell a book, end of story.



This is a very good post. I remain open minded, and will read the book, there is no way of proving it one way or another and can't help thinking the whole thing is about a subject to get everybody talking about it and it has certainly done that.

I think it is a deflection from other serious things going on that we need to be more aware of.

codex alimentarius creeping further each day

fluoride being added to the water

laws being passed to reduce human rights further


more things become centralised

New world order gains more ground

hadabusa
09-04-2010, 12:14 PM
This is a very good post. I remain open minded, and will read the book, there is no way of proving it one way or another and can't help thinking the whole thing is about a subject to get everybody talking about it and it has certainly done that.

I think it is a deflection from other serious things going on that we need to be more aware of.

codex alimentarius creeping further each day

fluoride being added to the water

laws being passed to reduce human rights further


more things become centralised

New world order gains more ground

yup.
none of that is done by the moon.

verndewd
09-04-2010, 08:06 PM
the founders of mormonism would back David up if he made that claim.

hadabusa
09-04-2010, 09:08 PM
the founders of mormonism would back David up if he made that claim.

i read they retracted the cheesy moon doctrine by now:D

dreamweaver
09-04-2010, 09:29 PM
If men are a bit negligent with their personal hygiene and they end up with knob cheese, is this part of the moon controlling them? :eek:

ozpixie
10-04-2010, 08:26 AM
i read they retracted the cheesy moon doctrine by now:D

I heard a rumour that they used cheese in their communion.

dreamweaver
10-04-2010, 08:59 AM
I heard a rumour that they used cheese in their communion.

Sheep cheese or rat cheese?

verndewd
10-04-2010, 09:16 AM
i read they retracted the cheesy moon doctrine by now:D

And that makes them believable now ? :D

dreamweaver
10-04-2010, 09:18 AM
And that makes them believable now ? :D

Clearly not. They're heretics! :mad:

hadabusa
10-04-2010, 09:55 AM
And that makes them believable now ? :D

well, they even have monogamy doctrine now, therefore, whatever cool they had going4them, is gone now.

they got 1very racist theory going too, forgot what exactly itwas,but its veeery stupid.


so, a racist xtian bastardized cult, no, not2be trusted.

glenn beck is member,lol..

ozpixie
10-04-2010, 09:58 AM
Sheep cheese or rat cheese?

Oh, they are very progressive and so they have two packs one marked rat and one marked sheep and they let ppl choose but little do they know one is simply coloured one red and the other one blue. Devilishly clever don't you agree? Mwahaahaa ;)

dreamweaver
10-04-2010, 10:41 AM
Oh, they are very progressive and so they have two packs one marked rat and one marked sheep and they let ppl choose but little do they know one is simply coloured one red and the other one blue. Devilishly clever don't you agree? Mwahaahaa ;)

I have a new Grand Unified Theory of Lunar Cheese.

Do you want to see it? Well, of course you do. ;)

The moon is indeed made of sheep's milk cheese - but it's not Swiss. The holes are produced by the rats eating it and making their burrows. There is even conclusive new evidence of these tunnels from an Indian probe:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Human-habitation-possible-below-moon-s-surface/H1-Article1-528391.aspx

They say they are big enough for human habitation but we know it's rats. Very big rats.

hadabusa
10-04-2010, 11:01 AM
I have a new Grand Unified Theory of Lunar Cheese.

Do you want to see it? Well, of course you do. ;)

The moon is indeed made of sheep's milk cheese - but it's not Swiss. The holes are produced by the rats eating it and making their burrows. There is even conclusive new evidence of these tunnels from an Indian probe:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Human-habitation-possible-below-moon-s-surface/H1-Article1-528391.aspx

They say they are big enough for human habitation but we know it's rats. Very big rats.
and the craters=their turds
:D

ozpixie
10-04-2010, 11:06 AM
I have a new Grand Unified Theory of Lunar Cheese.

Do you want to see it? Well, of course you do. ;)

The moon is indeed made of sheep's milk cheese - but it's not Swiss. The holes are produced by the rats eating it and making their burrows. There is even conclusive new evidence of these tunnels from an Indian probe:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Human-habitation-possible-below-moon-s-surface/H1-Article1-528391.aspx

They say they are big enough for human habitation but we know it's rats. Very big rats.

Was your theory influenced by the theory created by Grand Unified Order of Lunar Big Cheeses?

dreamweaver
10-04-2010, 11:11 AM
Was your theory influenced by the theory created by Grand Unified Order of Lunar Big Cheeses?

F*** off! If there's anyone we hate more than the Illuminati, it's the Grand Unified Order of Lunar Big Cheeses! :mad:

The People's Front - YouTube

ozpixie
10-04-2010, 11:50 AM
F*** off! If there's anyone we hate more than the Illuminati, it's the Grand Unified Order of Lunar Big Cheeses! :mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE

Shhhh!!! Grand Lunar Big Cheese comes in here sometimes. :eek:

dreamweaver
10-04-2010, 11:53 AM
Shhhh!!! Grand Lunar Big Cheese comes in here sometimes. :eek:

Splitter!

ozpixie
10-04-2010, 11:56 AM
Splitter!

Chubby, short back and sides and a very cheesy smirk. So cheesy I'd describe it as cheddary rather than Swiss.

dreamweaver
11-04-2010, 06:21 AM
This thread has been moved to Have A Laugh? :eek:

This theory is deadly serious! :mad::eek::(

ozpixie
11-04-2010, 06:33 AM
This thread has been moved to Have A Laugh? :eek:

This theory is deadly serious! :mad::eek::(

Tell me more!!

guuna
13-04-2010, 02:48 AM
I totaly agree with you. these bunch of nano heads have absolutly no common sense, all there replys are either hollywood movie quotes, or some pathetic shite that comes from some guru or book that they could never get to grips with in the 1st place so they use that all becuase it looks inteligent,

then they still have the nerve to pre text you with some stupid uninteligable crap and put a smily at the end of it.

like they know best.
ha ha well suck my fucking root mister, cos you know fuck all, the lot of you.

and as for being awake, lmfao,

you would know fuck all if it wasnt for the internet. so smile on that fucker and choke you suckers.

ok, you can actually make your point without using language that belongs in a whorehouse.:mad:

geezer661
13-04-2010, 10:35 AM
Listen up everyone I'm from the cheese moon union of cheese tasters and it's time you all stopped asking questions about moon cheese ;) :cool:

relentless
13-04-2010, 11:11 PM
it would explain all the cheesey lunatics...

ozpixie
14-04-2010, 02:49 AM
Listen up everyone I'm from the cheese moon union of cheese tasters and it's time you all stopped asking questions about moon cheese ;) :cool:
Do you need a membership card or a microchip to ask questions or are all questions banned for reasons of national security? :)

geezer661
14-04-2010, 07:29 AM
Do you need a membership card or a microchip to ask questions or are all questions banned for reasons of national security? :)

All questions are banned due to moon security and anyone who continues will disappear ;)

ozpixie
14-04-2010, 07:48 AM
All questions are banned due to moon security and anyone who continues will disappear ;)

ohhhhhh what if I said 'pretty cheese'?

geezer661
14-04-2010, 08:39 AM
ohhhhhh what if I said 'pretty cheese'?

Lol Ok then but just you

hadabusa
14-04-2010, 02:33 PM
All questions are banned due to moon security and anyone who continues will disappear ;)

like this?


Blossom Goodchild's Update Goes Wrong !!!! - YouTube

:eek::eek:

ozpixie
15-04-2010, 01:16 AM
Lol Ok then but just you

I wuv you :) mwwahhhh