the real inconvenient truth

[astraltraveller]

written by a pain in the astral

in the convienient date for our rulers 2012 , the galactic federation of our solar system will show up on earth . also the pleidiens will also arive to buy some billy miers books . jesus will return on a cloud and kill off evil people and the armies of the world and thier will be a pole shift and astroids flying everywere and volcanoes will have a fit and kill of indigenous people who worship them . then operation blue book will be initiated and a fake intergalactic battle between earth and aliens will be displayed in the skies of the world and a fake god will telepathicly try telling us we have it all wrong and all religions are made up by scribes on magic mushrooms and we are to worship the earth instead and nature and luciferian energies . then james gillilands alien freinds will show up and have an orgy with him , stanton freedman and dan akroid . then the lemurians from mount shasta will show up to greet us all but they will have forgot about the ascention and evey good human will float up into the sky and thier false teeth and prosthetic limbs will fall to the ground and lotts of fake tits and plastic faces and those people will look like the carrectors from the they live movie . then because the ionosphere is so thick with heavy metals from chemtrails the ascenders will bump thier heads and be nocked out and fall back to earth and some will feel very naked and scramble around looiking for thier teeth n tits and end up with one tit bigger than the other and ill fitting teeth .

then when its all over the illumins will come out of thier underground hidding place and be rolling around on the floor pissing themselves laughing .

in other words , its going to be a real bad hair day for the people of earth on 2012

[king]

written by a pain in the astral

in the convienient date for our rulers 2012 , the galactic federation of our solar system will show up on earth . also the pleidiens will also arive to buy some billy miers books . jesus will return on a cloud and kill off evil people and the armies of the world and thier will be a pole shift and astroids flying everywere and volcanoes will have a fit and kill of indigenous people who worship them . then operation blue book will be initiated and a fake intergalactic battle between earth and aliens will be displayed in the skies of the world and a fake god will telepathicly try telling us we have it all wrong and all religions are made up by scribes on magic mushrooms and we are to worship the earth instead and nature and luciferian energies . then james gillilands alien freinds will show up and have an orgy with him , stanton freedman and dan akroid . then the lemurians from mount shasta will show up to greet us all but they will have forgot about the ascention and evey good human will float up into the sky and thier false teeth and prosthetic limbs will fall to the ground and lotts of fake tits and plastic faces and those people will look like the carrectors from the they live movie . then because the ionosphere is so thick with heavy metals from chemtrails the ascenders will bump thier heads and be nocked out and fall back to earth and some will feel very naked and scramble around looiking for thier teeth n tits and end up with one tit bigger than the other and ill fitting teeth .

then when its all over the illumins will come out of thier underground hidding place and be rolling around on the floor pissing themselves laughing .

in other words , its going to be a real bad hair day for the people of earth on 2012


ROTFL!

[_invisibleplane_]

LOL!! thats some great humour!

[yinon]

lol good one

What a script!

Ok! I have another suggestion. People will cut off their chains to release themselves from slavery. What will be the true revolution? They will attach Lemurians to their flying saucers by their feets . The Lemurians will be expel in another galaxy in an endless swirl. We will be free.

Are we creators?

What do we want?

[albie]

The illumianti ride around on huge spiders that have human brains that act like computers.

[cheesedanish]

The illumianti ride around on huge spiders that have human brains that act like computers.

You don't know Illuminati if it sat in your fridge or as you say 'illumianti'
...now that is something else.... albie you know this is just silly!

[Anders Lindman]

The real inconvenient truth is that the world is running out of cheap oil and that we will experience the oil price rising above $200 per barrel before the end of 2007. :D

[phoebe]

The real inconvenient truth is...
That whatever happens it's OUR responsibility. :eek:

[spacegurl]

written by a pain in the astral

in the convienient date for our rulers 2012 , the galactic federation of our solar system will show up on earth . also the pleidiens will also arive to buy some billy miers books . jesus will return on a cloud and kill off evil people and the armies of the world and thier will be a pole shift and astroids flying everywere and volcanoes will have a fit and kill of indigenous people who worship them . then operation blue book will be initiated and a fake intergalactic battle between earth and aliens will be displayed in the skies of the world and a fake god will telepathicly try telling us we have it all wrong and all religions are made up by scribes on magic mushrooms and we are to worship the earth instead and nature and luciferian energies . then james gillilands alien freinds will show up and have an orgy with him , stanton freedman and dan akroid . then the lemurians from mount shasta will show up to greet us all but they will have forgot about the ascention and evey good human will float up into the sky and thier false teeth and prosthetic limbs will fall to the ground and lotts of fake tits and plastic faces and those people will look like the carrectors from the they live movie . then because the ionosphere is so thick with heavy metals from chemtrails the ascenders will bump thier heads and be nocked out and fall back to earth and some will feel very naked and scramble around looiking for thier teeth n tits and end up with one tit bigger than the other and ill fitting teeth .

then when its all over the illumins will come out of thier underground hidding place and be rolling around on the floor pissing themselves laughing .

in other words , its going to be a real bad hair day for the people of earth on 2012

Perhaps you should write novels :) seriously. Or make a movie.

[astraltraveller]

hi guys , thanks for all your posts and for not flaming me into oblivian hehe . i posted this because i was having a chat with king before i whent to bed this morning , we were chatting about channeling and we both noticed how the channelers allways fit somewere in the middle of thier ramblings stuff like ( you humans in our observations from the ashtar command have been greedy and have rapped your planet and have been selfish and unkind and uncaring to your fellow man and animals and you have been matertialists and sexual deviants and now your beloved planet gia who is your mother and the wife of the one true god , the alpha and omega is suffering and her pole shift wich is upcomming has come about to shake off all of the negativity of your planet and the evil and uncaring and those who have not raised thier vibrations to be at one with gia and the alpha and omega and the ascended masters jesus buddha , sae babba (reiki deity ) and the ascended masters from atlantis who are sitting around in deck chairs in higher dimension who have nothing better to do than wait for people on the internet to find websites that offer attunements to reiki along with the victorian fruad who conned the wealthy out of thier money with new age crap so he could fund his alchemical theories in hidden laboritories who is non other than the great saint germain who channels to those lucky people who he thinks worthy of his wisdom who incidentaly sell saint german merchendise like t-shirts and books and mugs and potions that promise rejuvination and the enlightenment one needs to be able to ascend so they can join the great saint germain .

the thing that all the channellers do not say after they have told us we are all greedy and lazy and have rapped the planet and have caused all the suffering of earth is that the ruling bloodlines have forced us to constantly upgrade our lifestyles by presenting us with problems that they caused and leaving us to think of the solutions wich they have infact whanted us to think of and make us think the solutions were our idea so we ask for the solution to be enforced and this same game has been played out on us though many centuries so when they creat war and famin and kill off millions of useless eaters like us and take our boys n girls to war to concure lands wich the elite need to inhabit as strategem for the next phaze towards taking hold of another country untill they have conquerd all of the earths countries (while placing thier men inside forrigne goverments to unfluence forrigner policy) (policy in relation to the word police "to police thier country covertly" , and all in acordance to the very early pkanning wich is laid out in the bible wich has hidden meaning to masonic anitiates and is not just sun worship and astrotheology . these plans hidden in biblical text have all along held in store for humanity that thier would be the rape of the plannet and its nature and its people withought any intervention of the real peace loving human race . we have all been duped into going along with the progress that strips the planet of its resorces and the polution and mass murder and as a peace loving human race who has for so long been held in the bondage of fear gone along with the elites plans through no choice of our own and the channelers do not tell us all of this and instread try to make us feel guilty and all we have done is go along with the mind controllers who put us in cities and brick houses who have taken us away from nature and naturel growing food and runing streams so now we are iscolated and have no choice bnut to rely on petrolium and oil and electricity . well you get the picture . i was just having a joke about the channelers and all the theories that all convieniently kick off on the same date of 2012 and made a little joke of it . anyway i hope my bit of fun was entertaing for someone :)