In which direction do you wipe?

[tinyint]

2 pieces folded in half...repeat process until clean.

Oh and that's just reminded me. A question for us men.

In which direction do you wipe? Forwards or Backwards?

Why backwards of course.

That question would make a good poll.

Credits to the 2 gentlemen from this (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1058705761#post1058705761) thread for the idea. :)

But what about the women? How do we find out about the gender of eg the forwards wipers and if there is a correlation?

[rebelrobot]

For hygiene reasons , ladies should always wipe front to back.

[littlegreenman]

HAHAHA! Thanks Tinyint for making the poll :) I'm the first to vote forwards! Hmm...does that make me a freak or maybe I just have a small nutsack?

[planet murderer]

I don't get how people can wipe forwards. I mean, you smear the shit on the back of your balls and if you a lady you smear shit in to your cunt. :confused:WTF
Also, i have never met one individual that smears Forwards and i never could imagine there was people who actually do that.

[tinyint]

I'm the first to vote forwards!

We will see, if you belong to a wiper minority.
Fantastic funny idea of little useless statistics of everyday life :)


Hmm...does that make me a freak or maybe I just have a small nutsack?

I have never honestly considered it from this point of view. :p

I would say no.

[tinyint]

*wipe bump*

[ellis_deatrip]

Wipe it til it bleeds!
Wipe It Til It Bleeds - YouTube

[subhuman]

Also, i have never met one individual that smears Forwards

Hahahaha, do you ask them what way they wipe when u meet them?

[magenta_moonshadow]

Hahahaha, do you ask them what way they wipe when u meet them?

'Hello! Yes, nice to meet you, too! Erm, I'm doing this survey...':D

[armoured_amazon]

I don't get how people can wipe forwards. I mean, you smear the shit on the back of your balls and if you a lady you smear shit in to your cunt. :confused:WTF
Also, i have never met one individual that smears Forwards and i never could imagine there was people who actually do that.

+1 Freakin' unhygienic bastards. And one should wipe with moist towels first; I'm OCD about personal hygiene.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Pbs2MXMHL._SX315_SY375_.jpg

[ellis_deatrip]

+1 Freakin' unhygienic bastards. And one should wipe with moist towels first; I'm OCD about personal hygiene.
Um, Hel-lo....
http://akbrookmire.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/iace_1970_bidet.jpg:eek:
:rolleyes:Not just for the assholes at the Freemasons lodge anymore!
And no, I'm not talkin' about the floor....:D

[armoured_amazon]

Um, Hel-lo....
http://akbrookmire.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/iace_1970_bidet.jpg:eek:
:rolleyes:Not just for the assholes at the Freemasons lodge anymore!
And no, I'm not talkin' about the floor....:D

LOL :D

See, the ideal would be toilet, bidet, babywipe, toilet tissue, wash hands with motion-triggered taps/faucets, then dry hands.

Y'know...I wonder how many people who have bidets actually use them. Especially when there was a craze for them in the 80s. :D

[ellis_deatrip]

LOL :D

See, the ideal would be toilet, bidet, babywipe, toilet tissue, wash hands with motion-triggered taps/faucets, then dry hands.
:rolleyes:Don't forget the latex gloves for the doorknob on your way out.

Myself, I'm lucky if I even wash my hands...:eek: Self vaccination :D.
Germs are so overrated.

Y'know...I wonder how many people who have bidets actually use them. Especially when there was a craze for them in the 80s. :D
Seems to be making a comeback in recent years.

[ragnarok]

I'm a backwards guy, with a pincer-grip and wrist-swivel thrown in. :D

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLgK2DMqHZtOHxKtpZ6txtYpbS_zgyw 9FTiod6Wrsv95UWxtE&t=1&usg=__eSZo1um5WON03AoUvbpf0SBTCyY=

Picture related - it's a super-charged toilet.

[humanspirit]

I think a relevant question is
Which hand do you use to wipe your bottom?

[himitsunomiko]

Ladies, you gotta watch out for those wipes. I had some free in a package for lady products. So, upon reading the ingrediants, I found Propylene Glycol was in them. :( No thank you, i will remain anti freeze free in all areas! LOL

[sputnik 666]

A skid mark up your crack is as bad as a skiddy up ya ball sack or vertical smile.
As long as it clean and ya dont smell like a freshly soiled nappy then i dont see it matters what hand you use or what way you do things.

Shave ya crack tbh!

Izal!
Its shite as bog roll, But its a damn good replacement for tracing paper!:confused: