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bicycle
27-09-2007, 08:10 PM
FOREIGN secretary David Milliband has revealed how he jumped on top of Tony Blair in a desperate bid to stop the invasion of Iraq.




Milliband said he and a group of senior ministers, including Alan Johnson, Hilary Benn and Peter Hain, tackled the former Prime Minister as he tried to push the huge Invasion Button on the wall of his Number 10 study.

The foreign secretary told the Labour conference in Bournemouth: "I stood in his way and said, 'no Prime Minister, you are not going to push the big button'.

"He looked at me with mixture of hatred and affection and said, 'David, we've been through a hell of a lot, you're like the fourth son I never had, but don't make the mistake of thinking I won't kill you'."

He then described how Benn and Johnson grabbed Blair's arms while Peter Hain hit him on the head with a stapler.

Milliband, trembling with fear, then kicked the former Prime Minister in the testicles.

He added: "Blair went down like a sack of spuds and we all piled in on top of him. Peter dug his elbow into the Prime Minister's spine, and Hilary bit him on the nose - but my God he was strong."

Despite being covered in Hilary's Benn's teethmarks, Blair managed to struggle free before dragging himself towards the huge invasion button with Johnson still clinging to his left leg.

"I yelled out, 'Tony, Nooooooo!' But it was too late. He pushed the button and then he turned and winked at me. We all went back to our offices and I ordered a sandwich."

Milliband told the conference that Number 10 was now fitted with two huge invasion buttons 12 feet apart that have to be pushed simultaneously.

clipwip
28-09-2007, 12:38 AM
Simply amazing! You won't find this one in your government-censored daily paper!

freedomnonfighter
28-09-2007, 02:15 AM
Lol... There's actually a button?? What? Is this 'real'?

adzboarder
28-09-2007, 11:42 AM
What IS this crap?

horus21
28-09-2007, 04:05 PM
And in the midst of all the confusion and kuffufle, out flew SUPER DUCK.
Lined with stripes of steel, an orange beak and what could be mistaken for a toilet fresh aroma, he wing chopped blair on his green neck as he made his amazing entrance. Yes boys and girls, super Duck is back to stay and may this time he guide us to peace and tranquility as a whole, with super Ducks 'no man left behind were all brothers and sisters mentality its a wonder he did not succeed the first stop he had made to this planet from his home of QuackLand.
Yes people, this is the second coming of Duckhova, Disguised as a supernatural hero, this duck has the power to realign humanity in ways one would believe lost and forgotten, yes super duck is my savior too.

Praise super duck and may you wish this duck luck, and smooth sailing on his quest to 'free the enslaved human race'

Volume one on sale now!

steevo
28-09-2007, 05:37 PM
This thread should really be in the "have a laugh" catergory ?

clipwip
28-09-2007, 06:52 PM
This thread should really be in the "have a laugh" catergory ?

It's funnier to see people take it as serious.