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aussieaussie
23-02-2010, 02:06 AM
News like this makes me smile

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/23/dick-cheney-hospital-chest-pains

_tzupidity
23-02-2010, 02:14 AM
I know a story about 'Big Dick' Cheney. While on a trip to the UK he got snuck into an A&E (ER for our american cousins) and taken into a back room. A doctor gets called and told that a VIP had been admitted and needed a mole removing from a sensitive area before going on to an engagement at a local children's home. The doctor goes down to see and Cheney shows him this big mole on the end of his penis. The doctor has seen a lot in his time but is taken aback by what he's seeing. Cheney asks him, "Can you remove this?" and the doctor, still shocked, says; "Yes, but I'll have to inform the RSPCA if it happens again."

It's all hearsay ofcourse. :rolleyes:

mrindigo
23-02-2010, 02:36 AM
First Clinton, now Cheney. Karma's a bitch isn't it? :D

hadabusa
23-02-2010, 02:53 AM
hope he suffers:cool:

metacomet
23-02-2010, 03:03 AM
There's no point in wishing pain or suffering on the guy... the real Cheney was supposedly snuffed not too long after he did his job. The current Cheney is a clone.

mind1universe
23-02-2010, 03:05 AM
There's no point in wishing pain or suffering on the guy... the real Cheney was supposedly snuffed not too long after he did his job. The current Cheney is a clone.


Why would they clone him, if they could they could reverse the aging process. It seems silly that they could clone a body in the exact state the old body is in.

The guy is still cheney, stop believing in silly duped conspiracy theories.

goanna
23-02-2010, 03:05 AM
dear god. we pray dick cheney dies....please allow the millions of souls he murdered, awaken and torture his spirit.....lets hope it is possible. please god, amen!

choice
23-02-2010, 03:11 AM
They always go for bypass or knee operations and die when rotten old.
He will soon be back home and safe for sure. They always do, except when they are murdered.

thedefender
23-02-2010, 03:16 AM
When I saw him in a wheelchair when Obama was sworn in I LMFAO.

armoured_amazon
23-02-2010, 03:37 AM
That's mean! We shouldn't wish ill on people. :(

He has to meet his maker.

michael_mac
23-02-2010, 03:43 AM
There's no point in wishing pain or suffering on the guy... the real Cheney was supposedly snuffed not too long after he did his job. The current Cheney is a clone.

Hey Geronimo - they should replace George Clooney and call him George Cloney then I might start believing all this cloning baloney! lol...

Surely if they cloned someone like Dick Cheney, he wouldn't keep having heart attacks would he? Or are the heart attacks part of the the programming?

secretagent
23-02-2010, 03:49 AM
The current Cheney is a clone.
:rolleyes:

rashhead
23-02-2010, 04:05 AM
That's mean! We shouldn't wish ill on people

So very true

I don't care about him...

But I'm willing to take a chance that most people deserve saving :confused:

rynath
23-02-2010, 04:13 AM
I wonder if his insurance company denied him coverage because of pre-existing heart conditions...which raises another question: Cheney has a heart?

mikey mikey
23-02-2010, 04:52 AM
So very true

Yes, I also agree with Amoured Amazon

I don't care about him...

I am not so ambivilant. I think the man is despicable and all thode who have supported him should hang their heads in shame.

But I'm willing to take a chance that most people deserve saving :confused

Yes. Even this evil man can be saved, unlikely and undeserving as it may seem.

I admire the sentiment. Would you extend that sentiment to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair or Barack Obama?

armoured_amazon
23-02-2010, 04:57 AM
Yes. Even this evil man can be saved, unlikely and undeserving as it may seem.

I admire the sentiment. Would you extend that sentiment to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair or Barack Obama?

Yeah, we have to believe it. Or we're no better than them. :o

pound
23-02-2010, 04:58 AM
When I saw him in a wheelchair when Obama was sworn in I LMFAO.

Yes that was quite a weird sight to behold. Almost like he was fishing for some sort of empathy in a 'vulnerable' state...lol

motleyhoo
23-02-2010, 04:58 AM
I hope he lives also ... after being oxygen deprived for 20 minutes.

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mikey mikey
23-02-2010, 04:59 AM
Yeah, we have to believe it. Or we're no better than them. :o

Quite right.:)

armoured_amazon:cool:

metacomet
23-02-2010, 05:06 AM
Hey Geronimo

Wow, lol. Fuck you.


Surely if they cloned someone like Dick Cheney, he wouldn't keep having heart attacks would he?

Actually Cheney has been falling apart in each successive cloning operation. This is talked about in circles outside of this forum... don't blame me, I didn't originate the theory.

rashhead
23-02-2010, 05:15 AM
Would you extend that sentiment to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair or Barack Obama?

I don't wish harm on anyone but if you accepted what they have done (whether intentionally or for self-serving reasons) they really do need to pay lost souls

These guys are on a different level and (based on what I understand) they should willingly expose themselves to oxygen

hadabusa
23-02-2010, 06:00 AM
I don't wish harm on anyone but if you accepted what they have done (whether intentionally or for self-serving reasons) they really do need to pay lost souls

These guys are on a different level and (based on what I understand) they should willingly expose themselves to oxygen

but...this a guy who claims waterboarding isnt torture.

:)

newworldengineer
23-02-2010, 06:07 AM
I don't wish suffering on people but I do wish some people would vanish from this plane of existence (e.g. Dick)... Is that really a bad thing to want?

cathar
23-02-2010, 07:51 AM
This is just a rumor,,but I heard they have a wooden stake ready for the Dove Hunter if he bites the dust ...because Washington DC is already over the vampire limit...


Where are we going..?...and why are we in this handbasket ????

amaralsright
23-02-2010, 09:04 AM
I hope he lives to face a trial.

anyuser
23-02-2010, 09:06 AM
From the new CNN.com: Dick Cheney hospitalized - http://bit.ly/a94HaY #cnn Video

ownoiz
23-02-2010, 09:45 AM
The doctors may now actually find a weapon of mass distruction...its cheneys mind.

Theres more in rumsfelds head.
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hadabusa
23-02-2010, 10:03 AM
i retract my statement hoping he suffers.

that was childish.

i hope he dies(im atheist , i cant take chances with believing the "judged by creator" thing).


good riddance, "dick"

newworldengineer
23-02-2010, 10:41 AM
i retract my statement hoping he suffers.

that was childish.

i hope he dies(im atheist , i cant take chances with believing the "judged by creator" thing).


good riddance, "dick"

after all he is part of the cult of death... it's only right that he takes that upon himself and umm.... snuffs it :cool:

size_of_light
23-02-2010, 12:08 PM
All that power, money and evil.

For what, Dick?

All you have to show for it now is you, lying alone in an empty room, contemplating your own impending death, your only companion the sterile bleep of a heart monitor counting down the final moments of a brutal, hollow life lived in hatred and fear....

...you watch, the sonofabitch will be up and jogging in a few weeks. :rolleyes:

thenymph
23-02-2010, 12:52 PM
I don't wish suffering on people but I do wish some people would vanish from this plane of existence (e.g. Dick)... Is that really a bad thing to want?

It's natural to want such a thing. In my book, anyway.

thenymph
23-02-2010, 12:54 PM
All that power, money and evil.

For what, Dick?

All you have to show for it now is you, lying alone in an empty room, contemplating your own impending death, your only companion the sterile bleep of a heart monitor counting down the final moments of a brutlal, hollow life lived in hatred and fear....

...You watch, the sonofabitch will be up and jogging in a few weeks. :rolleyes:

This is absolutely true.

rodin
23-02-2010, 01:48 PM
Dick Cheney Admitted To Hospital

Nothing trivial I hope

actually no I wish evil on no-one

but I will fight evil to the death

hadabusa
23-02-2010, 01:52 PM
Nothing trivial I hope

actually no I wish evil on no-one



hippie:mad:

:D

lobuk
23-02-2010, 01:57 PM
I hope he lives too.

So he can pay for his past crimes against humanity when Justice is finally served to these bastards.

nelletuorg7
23-02-2010, 02:00 PM
It may be mean but , he has caused alot of people alot of pain. You get back what you put out.

Ian2day
23-02-2010, 02:05 PM
I did wonder, when this would be in the headlines.