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Every year since 1992, the Worcester Wreath Company of Harrington, Maine donates 5000 wreaths to be placed on the graves at Arlington National Cemetery to honor Veterans during the holidays.

This year’s laying of the wreaths takes place today.

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No Pagan Christmas Trees in the Bills House!
Just the Agony Which Brings Ecstasy!
(You should see Mel Gibson's!
Gotta have a blood splatter expert!)

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Good ones, theqleaner. :)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA !! That's fucked up !! http://www.theqleaner.com/images/miscellaneous/lol.gif :D

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I fear that would be perilous! Perhaps they would enjoy invading Grenada. It's a small, pleasant island nation. The US military was originally going to invade Miami but determined they did not have enough brave men or firepower. And besides, the crooks in Florida can strip a tank in five minutes and have it stashed in a cargo container's false wall bound for South America in 2-3 hours! :eek:

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I fear that would be perilous! Perhaps they would enjoy invading Grenada. It's a small, pleasant island nation. The US military was originally going to invade Miami but determined they did not have enough brave men or firepower. And besides, the crooks in Florida can strip a tank in five minutes and have it stashed in a cargo container's false wall bound for South America in 2-3 hours! :eek:

Thanks for that, i'm a wiser one now, ;)

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Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

I know, that picture rocks.. I hosted that image, and I've been posting it on other forums and threads related to the body scanners.. Thanks accuracy !

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I know, that picture rocks.. I hosted that image, and I've been posting it on other forums and threads related to the body scanners.. Thanks accuracy !

Funny pic for sure, got it from the Rense site.

That pic was tagged by "deesillustration.com

http://www.deesillustration.com/bio.html

What the fuck are you on about???????

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This is sick.

Fifty-eight percent (58%) of U.S. voters say waterboarding and other aggressive interrogation techniques should be used to gain information from the terrorist who attempted to bomb an airliner on Christmas Day.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 30% oppose the use of such techniques, and another 12% are not sure.

A.) It’s a Rasmussen poll so it needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

B.) If one needs to be told why a civilized nation should never use torture, then they’re beyond salvation.

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As American As The Inquisition!

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Poll: 58 Percent of Americans Want
Underwear Bomber To Be Tortured

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Do you think it's cold where you are? A sign shows the temperature at -47 degrees Fahrenheit on the Ft. Wainwright army base in Fairbanks, Alaska.
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(A gay rights protest with an ironic sense of humor – Boston, Massachusetts)

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Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy 'God's Plan'


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Pressers in the
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GOP candidate for Kennedy's seat did nude centerfold
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Palin On Fox – A Perfect Match


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One day, a blind rabbit was slowly making his way thru some tall grass
and he comes upon a snake. "Hello, says the rabbit, what are you?" The snake replies- " I don't know? What are you?" "I'm not sure, I'm blind and I
cannot see my reflection." The snake says- " I'm blind too and also have that
problem. I know, we'll investigate each others attributes and find out what we are." The snake went first, slithering around the rabbit, and when he finished, exclaimed-" You're furry, have long ears, a cottonball tail, and 2 long
front teeth, therefore you must be a rabbit!" The rabbit then touched the snake all over and when done, the snake excitedly said- "Well, what am I ?"
Well, the rabbit puzzedly said, since you're cold, slippery and have no testicles, you must be a Politician!!!

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Excellent, accuracy..

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Laughing My Fucking Ass Off !!

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Poll: Most Don't Want Sarah Palin to Run for President

January 18, 2010 6:30 PM
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Senator Is the Centerfold

September 22, 2009

Why is it not up for discussion that Scott Brown posed nude for Cosmo back in the day?


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24 hours later and now Scott is suddenly FOR the health care reform.

You cannot believe anything these people say.
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Calling Dr. O


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Three New Navy Ships


USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial Really Puts Its Size into Perspective.. ENORMOUS!

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When the Bridge Pipes "Man the Rail", there is a lot of Rail to Man on this Monster: Shoulder to Shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 Tons with Full Complement..

Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 Knots, Powered by Two Nuclear Reactors that can Operate for more than 20 Years without Re-Fueling
1. Expected to Operate in the Fleet for about 50 Years
2. Carries over 80 Combat Aircraft
3. Three Arresting Cables can Stop a 28-ton Aircraft going 150 Miles Per Hour in less than 400 Feet

Size
1. Towers 20 Stories above the Water-Line
2. 1092 Feet Long, nearly as long as the Empire State Building is Tall
3. Flight-Deck covers 4.5 Acres
4. 4 Bronze Propellers, each 21 Feet Across, weighing 66,200 Pounds
5. 2 Rudders, Each 29 by 22 Feet and weighing 50 Tons
6. 4 High-Speed Aircraft Elevators, each over 4,000 Square Feet

Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy Personnel
2. Carries enough Food and Supplies to Operate for 90 Days
3. 18,150 Meals served Daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 Gallons of Fresh Water from Sea Water Daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 Light Fixtures and 1,325 Miles of Cable and Wiring 1,400 Telephones
6. 14,000 Pillow-Cases and 28,000 Sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 Per Day for Pier-Side Operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million Per Day for Underway Operations (Sailor's Salaries Included)



USS BILL CLINTON
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS 1) Set Sail Today from its Home Port of Vancouver, B.C.

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The Ship is the First of Its Kind in the Navy, and is a Standing Legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his Foresight in Military Budget Cuts" and his Conduct while holding the (Formerly Dignified) Office of the President.

The Ship is Constructed nearly entirely from Recycled Aluminum and is completely Solar Powered with a Top Speed of 5 Knots. It boasts an Arsenal comprised of One (Un-Armed) F-14 Tomcat or One (Un-Armed) F-18 Hornet Aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100-Foot Flight Deck, form a Very Menacing Presence.

As a Standing Order there are No Firearms allowed On-Board.

This Crew, like the Crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to Avoid Conflicts and Appease Any and All Enemies of the United States of America At All Costs.

An On-Board Type-One DNC Universal Translator can send out Messages of Apology in Any Language to Anyone Who may find America Offensive. The Number of Apologies are Limitless and though some may seem Hollow and Disingenuous, the Navy advises All Apologies will sound very Sincere.

In times of Conflict, the USS Clinton has Orders to Seek Refuge in Canada..



USS BARACK OBAMA

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Details are as Vague as His Past, His Economic Policies, and His Credentials to Lead..

But Don't You Worry.. He Has A Plan!

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to knock off their gay bashing.

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What's this about? That flourescent light bulbs are bad for you?
They sure are bad for you!

Check out these 2 links within this forum. ;)

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs are Making People Sick
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50424&highlight=flourescent+light+bulbs

'Green' lightbulbs poison workers
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They sure are bad for you!

Check out these 2 links within this forum. ;)

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs are Making People Sick
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50424&highlight=flourescent+light+bulbs

'Green' lightbulbs poison workers
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63943&highlight=flourescent+light+bulbsInteresting. Thanks for this. So are they harmful only if you break them open and the gas is spewed out? The article linked in that thread in that second link talks about a factory in China where they make the bulbs... But what about regular use?

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Murray Hill, Incorporated for congress

Until now, corporations only influenced politics with high-paid lobbyists and backroom deals. But today, thanks to an enlightened supreme court, corporations now have all the rights the founding fathers meant for us. That's why Murray Hill Incorporated is taking democracy's next step-- running for Congress.


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