kadamose
25-09-2007, 05:08 AM
I am currently in the process of writing the specifications for an experimental course which will allow one to obtain a Ph.D in Electrical Engineering within two years. Big deal, right? Wrong. This particular program will not require a bachelors degree or a masters degree to become a part of it due to the nature of the course. Not only that, but this service is entirely FREE as long as one commits two years of teaching the next generation of students. Here is a small list of the current requirements:
Minimum Age: 25 - this is set at this particular age due to the fact that most people don't have a clue what they want to do with their lives until this point.
Marital Status: Single - this will be required, simply for the fact that classes will be 16 hours a day, and there will be no room to support distractions, families, and relationships.
The total number of students, for the first generation, will be twelve. The amount of Ph.D professors, for the first generation, will be four. Each professor will teach for 4 hours a day, switching between Theory and Implementation; salaries will be $150,000 per year for the first two years; once the two years are up, the professors will be replaced by the former students, who will then repay their debt by teaching the next generation of studen; each professor teaching twelve students. The number of students enlisted in the program will continue to grow exponentially every two years, creating a massive pyramid effect.
I still have a lot of specifications to iron out, but this is truly a wonderful idea that can solve almost all of the problems we are experiencing today. A highly trained and highly intelligent populace is the only real way to defeat totalitarianism and religious dogma.
Minimum Age: 25 - this is set at this particular age due to the fact that most people don't have a clue what they want to do with their lives until this point.
Marital Status: Single - this will be required, simply for the fact that classes will be 16 hours a day, and there will be no room to support distractions, families, and relationships.
The total number of students, for the first generation, will be twelve. The amount of Ph.D professors, for the first generation, will be four. Each professor will teach for 4 hours a day, switching between Theory and Implementation; salaries will be $150,000 per year for the first two years; once the two years are up, the professors will be replaced by the former students, who will then repay their debt by teaching the next generation of studen; each professor teaching twelve students. The number of students enlisted in the program will continue to grow exponentially every two years, creating a massive pyramid effect.
I still have a lot of specifications to iron out, but this is truly a wonderful idea that can solve almost all of the problems we are experiencing today. A highly trained and highly intelligent populace is the only real way to defeat totalitarianism and religious dogma.