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Adopt a clitoris and help to make history
Following the announcement made by Dr Foldes, OBGYN in France, stating that women and children of all ages who have suffered the atrocities of clitoral excision, or female genital mutilation the equivalent of male castration in its barbarity, now have the possibility to regain sexual pleasure and be whole once again, thanks to medical advances and scientific progress. Rael, the spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement decided to help as many women as possible to regain their sense of pleasure and founded Clitoraid, a private non-profit organization with the aim to sponsor those women who want to have their clitoris rebuilt
http://www.clitoraid.org/news.php
http://www.clitoraid.org/page.php?3
}} Please take note, that i'm not 'pimpin' 4Rael but i very much respect him and his followers and their Freedom/Liberty 2do-their-thing.........{{{:)
no point adopting one when most men have big enough problems locating them in the first place, is there?
auron
22-09-2007, 10:21 PM
:D
cheeb
22-09-2007, 10:28 PM
http://www.clitoraid.org/news.php
http://www.clitoraid.org/page.php?3
}} Please take note, that i'm not 'pimpin' 4Rael but i very much respect him and his followers and their Freedom/Liberty 2do-their-thing.........{{{:)
Do You Reckon Bono,
Will organise a concert for clitoraid???
He should do, he's a right "cunt"
:eek:
auron
22-09-2007, 10:32 PM
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd, pierces the quiet ………… “Well, fuckin stop doin it then!”
bumble
22-09-2007, 10:36 PM
no point adopting one when most men have big enough problems locating them in the first place, is there?
I've never had a problem finding it.
cheeb
22-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Maybe,
Their charity single,
Will be called,:
Do They Know It's Clitmas Time,
Should go down well in China???
No pun intended!!!
lydia78
22-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Maybe,
Their charity single,
Will be called,:
Do They Know It's Clitmas Time,
Should go down well in China???
No pun intended!!!
PMSL at the non intended pun!!
lookfar
22-09-2007, 10:56 PM
Do You Reckon Bono,
Will organise a concert for clitoraid???
He should do, he's a right "cunt"
:eek:
Maybe,
Their charity single,
Will be called,:
Do They Know It's Clitmas Time,
Should go down well in China???
No pun intended!!!
LMAO cheeb, you're on a roll tonight!!!:D Keep em coming (no pun intended again, LOL)!!!:D
phoebe
23-09-2007, 12:28 AM
Or just teach men about the g-spot. :o
adimon
23-09-2007, 01:36 AM
Or just teach men about the g-spot. :o
Is all that stuff about some guys not knowing, REAL? Do they not know about clits and g-spots? I can't believe there are ANY men this dumb. :confused:
limelady
23-09-2007, 02:00 AM
Is all that stuff about some guys not knowing, REAL? Do they not know about clits and g-spots? I can't believe there are ANY men this dumb. :confused:
I don't know if men are that "dumb" or not adimon, but if some men still don't 'know' where things are located given the wide-spread availability of material that graphically discusses this subject, I'd say, maybe they're just not interested or curious enough to want to delve into it to find out. :confused:
Sorry bout intended pun :o
auron
23-09-2007, 03:39 AM
Is all that stuff about some guys not knowing, REAL? Do they not know about clits and g-spots? I can't believe there are ANY men this dumb. :confused:
I know all. :D
horus21
23-09-2007, 04:30 AM
I think this thread should be deleted, children may come here
auron
23-09-2007, 04:46 AM
Why?? I see nothing "wrong" here.
horus21
23-09-2007, 04:50 AM
Why?? I see nothing "wrong" here.
Then you are as big of threat to a child's innocence as the people we are against here. You need to be re educated.
auron
23-09-2007, 04:57 AM
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http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1741/shroompotgw4.gif
horus21
23-09-2007, 05:02 AM
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4705/dejensucomentario1kike0.gif
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1741/shroompotgw4.gif
Ur cousin ugly?
auron
23-09-2007, 05:05 AM
Mate, you're a piss taker! :D
And you're funny!
http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/ug-18.jpg
woghd
23-09-2007, 05:15 AM
OMG you both are cracking me up!
I hate it when two of my best freinds fight, but please continue because you guys are HALARIOUS!
Archangel
freedomnonfighter
23-09-2007, 05:22 AM
All I know is don't even TRY to start a pic-battle with Auron ;)
auron
23-09-2007, 05:26 AM
http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/28584/2002458465314396227_rs.jpg
phoebe
23-09-2007, 01:34 PM
I think this thread should be deleted, children may come here
Are you serious?
If you are then damn!
If children are lurking here
Then there's a lot 'worse'
They could be reading than
A thread about female anatomy.
Jesus.
I thought we were moving forward.
Sometimes I feel like I live in the dark ages.
:(
phoebe
23-09-2007, 01:36 PM
Is all that stuff about some guys not knowing, REAL? Do they not know about clits and g-spots? I can't believe there are ANY men this dumb. :confused:
Some do, some don't.
But what they don't know
They can be shown easily enough :D;)
horus21
23-09-2007, 01:37 PM
Are you serious?
If you are then damn!
If children are lurking here
Then there's a lot 'worse'
They could be reading than
A thread about female anatomy.
Jesus.
I thought we were moving forward.
Sometimes I feel like I live in the dark ages.
:(
since im so backward, why dont you enlighten me into your world by posting up some pics of your clitoris... that way you can show the world, be modern, teach the kids AND prove your point....
jinjo5
23-09-2007, 01:46 PM
no point adopting one when most men have big enough problems locating them in the first place, is there?
.....you know when youve found it :D
phoebe
23-09-2007, 01:52 PM
since im so backward, why dont you enlighten me into your world by posting up some pics of your clitoris... that way you can show the world, be modern, teach the kids AND prove your point....
Now you're just being silly.
You are going from one extreme to another.
I don't have to post a pic of my clitoris
To be comfortable with talking about them.
Approx 50% of children have their own clitoris
Without needing to see pictures of them.
The other 50% or so will no doubt find out
All about them in good time.
But regardless of that...
This site is not intended for children.
Any children here are here at their parents'
Discretion or negligence.
It isn't the job of the posters here
To screen the content for childrens' eyes.
That is the responsibility of their parents.
I find it strange that you feel offended and complain
About a thread to do with female anatomy
Yet don't state your offence at some of the other threads here
Such as: http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5488
Talk of clitoris offends you yet you feel no
Offence at pictures of your fellow humans
Being maimed and killed by each other?
horus21
23-09-2007, 02:32 PM
It doesnt affect me the slightest, it is just inappropriate and quite uncalled for.
This is supposed to be a website where people can explore life and educate themselves.
Im sure no child who has been reccomended this webpage by a caring fellow would ever expect, or even appreciate information on how to adopt a clitoris..
I dont know if its culture clashing or just my own values, but you would never be alone with my children
;) will call Penelopeee and schedule a appointment with Doctor Dora for Horus21 !!!!!
:rolleyes: well, didn't dream that this Thread would take the direction that is has but anyway, i think many-men don't even have a clue as 2where or what the holy~pleasure~palace aka the Clitoris or CLITTY is-all-about.......................................omg !
Hail~Penelopeee-in-her-Pal-ace !
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holy dora~dyke, Robin !n it's time 2fly !
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yinon
23-09-2007, 04:39 PM
;) will call Penelopeee and schedule a appointment with Doctor Dora for Horus21 !!!!!
:rolleyes: well, didn't dream that this Thread would take the direction that is has but anyway, i think many-men don't even have a clue as 2where or what the holy~pleasure~palace aka the Clitoris or CLITTY is-all-about.......................................omg !
Hail~Penelopeee-in-her-Pal-ace !
}}}Dora-Unisex~Word{{{{}
}}}}}Dyke-Unisex~Word{{{
holy dora~dyke, Robin !n it's time 2fly !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM72iWami9M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN_Tm1LuxPM
lol
http://boingboing.net/images/raelclitoraid.jpg
Posted by Xeni Jardin, September 27, 2006 11:26 PM | # | Discuss (0)
Raël, the self-appointed space messiah of the swingin', clone-lovin', Raelian Movement has launched a website where you can "Adopt a Clitoris" and surgically "restore pleasure" to African women who have suffered forced clitoral excision, or female genital mutilation. The fact that such atrocities are committed against African women is of course very real, and not one bit funny. But this website -- well, that's another story.
Link to Clitoraid, which rhymes with Clonaid and Stemaid, any of which would probably pair nicely with Gatorade when you've just stepped onto a hot planet like the one pictured at left. (thanks, numlok)
Reader comment: Daniel V. Klein says,
I sent a pointer to the site cited in this post to my Mother, and she said:
"Hard to tell. The background info is pretty accurate, but restoring the clitoral nerve is nonsense. I assume it's a money making scheme. Sleazy way to make a buck."
You might say "ordinarily, I love reader comments", but my Mom is one of the preeminent research
yinon
23-09-2007, 04:42 PM
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Then you are as big of threat to a child's innocence as the people we are against here. You need to be re educated.
if a child comes on here and knows what we are talking about by clitoris and g-spot then i am afraid this thread was a bit late in the corruption of said child.
And if a child came on here in all honesty i think it going away from this site with the knowledge of a clitoris would be the last thing as a parent i would be worried about, in fact if that is the only knowledge it learnt from here i would be more than ecstatically happy.There are far more threads on this site to make a child think the world in which it lives in, is not as what it has been brought up believing, to rip the innocence from them instantaneosly. At least on this thread they will either be blessed with great masterbation sessions later on in life, or will be more advanced in the workings of a woman than most men now are :eek:
melika
23-09-2007, 05:36 PM
lol not something you read eevryday... unless your part of the clitoratti!
mr_moon
23-09-2007, 06:53 PM
Even though it's absolutely CRAZY that we are even discussing the possibility of children reading this thread... what is wrong with knowing about the human anatomy?
We know little enough as it is and leave it up to 'doctors' to tell us what is wrong with us, what does this what does that... and you know the funniest thing? Most of us believe every word they say...
People should explore their bodies from birth- we do anyway and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the moment you tell someone that what they are doing is wrong... you become narrow minded.
Touching someone ELSES clitoris, without permission, is obviously VERY wrong and children should be made aware of this too.
The UK, the US... sexually repressed and encouraged not to talk about sex or even educate SMALL children about it!! It's one of the most natural human instincts there could possibly be!!
So talking about the Clitoris on a forum where children may be looking... is actually an education and an allowance of freedom of expression for everyone.
I hope this thread proves, that if any children are present, it is ok to talk about any part of the human body as it is the fabric of our being. Seperate nothing from yourself and never grant any part of your self to others without consent. Simple.
Much Love
xxxxxxxxx
:rolleyes::p OMGooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood !
masterpieces...................................... ............
if a child comes on here and knows what we are talking about by clitoris and g-spot then i am afraid this thread was a bit late in the corruption of said child.
And if a child came on here in all honesty i think it going away from this site with the knowledge of a clitoris would be the last thing as a parent i would be worried about, in fact if that is the only knowledge it learnt from here i would be more than ecstatically happy.There are far more threads on this site to make a child think the world in which it lives in, is not as what it has been brought up believing, to rip the innocence from them instantaneosly. At least on this thread they will either be blessed with great masterbation sessions later on in life, or will be more advanced in the workings of a woman than most men now are
Lolove @ yinon/slut, lol
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phoebe
23-09-2007, 07:42 PM
It doesnt affect me the slightest, it is just inappropriate and quite uncalled for.
This is supposed to be a website where people can explore life and educate themselves.
Im sure no child who has been reccomended this webpage by a caring fellow would ever expect, or even appreciate information on how to adopt a clitoris..
I dont know if its culture clashing or just my own values, but you would never be alone with my children
If you find it inappropriate then it has affected you.
I ask again:
Out of all possible threads on this forum
This thread stands out as damaging to children?
You feel this thread is inappropriate for children
Yet you have no qualms about the
'War on Terror' pics thread,
Or various others which might
Scare children and rob them of their
Childhood innocence?
Yes this is a website for exploring and educating.
Which means that it's a good thing that we can
Discuss things like this here...
Do you believe children shouldn't be
Taught about their sexuality and anatomy?
You would never allow me to be alone
With your children?
Because I'm not afraid to talk
About female anatomy?
I'm sorry but you sound like
The kind of person who refers to breasts
As 'dirty pillows'.
Im sure no child who has been reccomended this webpage by a caring fellow would ever expect, or even appreciate information on how to adopt a clitoris..
I'm of the opinion that no one 'caring'
Would recommend this site to a child.
Nor would I imagine any child to be
'Appreciative' of reading a site
With such subjects as satanic ritual abuse
Blood-lusting reptilians and such.
Tell me...
Which do you think would affect a child more?
Reading about the female clitoris
Or reading about SRA?
yinon
23-09-2007, 07:43 PM
Lolove @ yinon/slut, lol
The Sl o t machine
God freaks
http://www.24hr-slots.co.uk/Microgaming/fr/images/Monkeys-Money/Monkeys-Money-Slot.jpg
yinon
23-09-2007, 08:31 PM
The Blue machine SUCKS!!!! Be aware , The machine can bite!
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adimon
24-09-2007, 02:41 AM
I don't know if men are that "dumb" or not adimon, but if some men still don't 'know' where things are located given the wide-spread availability of material that graphically discusses this subject, I'd say, maybe they're just not interested or curious enough to want to delve into it to find out. :confused:
Sorry bout intended pun :o
I just didn't realise there were blokes like this. I feel bombarded by The Clit, and it feels good to be in the know!
Those defending this thread are correct - there's nothing dirty about sexuality, provided no-one allows others to use sexuality as a weapon against them.
Big up The Clit!
horus21
24-09-2007, 08:53 AM
Maybe you could ask your local church / mosque to advertise this on their billboards. ADOPT A CLITORIS. Very normal, and great for kids.
You destroy any credibility this info source has for the close minded with these types of posts - and theres plenty more close minded ppl than the ones who think like me and you.
think what you will - I know what im saying
garth
24-09-2007, 10:27 AM
Well I dunno about kids being "corrupted" by this thread, but here's a clip from a popular kids series from the 70's that is an education and a half :D
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
mariag
24-09-2007, 10:34 AM
Even though it's absolutely CRAZY that we are even discussing the possibility of children reading this thread... what is wrong with knowing about the human anatomy?
We know little enough as it is and leave it up to 'doctors' to tell us what is wrong with us, what does this what does that... and you know the funniest thing? Most of us believe every word they say...
People should explore their bodies from birth- we do anyway and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the moment you tell someone that what they are doing is wrong... you become narrow minded.
Touching someone ELSES clitoris, without permission, is obviously VERY wrong and children should be made aware of this too.
The UK, the US... sexually repressed and encouraged not to talk about sex or even educate SMALL children about it!! It's one of the most natural human instincts there could possibly be!!
So talking about the Clitoris on a forum where children may be looking... is actually an education and an allowance of freedom of expression for everyone.
I hope this thread proves, that if any children are present, it is ok to talk about any part of the human body as it is the fabric of our being. Seperate nothing from yourself and never grant any part of your self to others without consent. Simple.
Much Love
xxxxxxxxx
Well Said.
horus21
24-09-2007, 10:37 AM
Im gona bite the bullet, seeing were in the subject.
Can anybody provide the map, and directions to get a woman off in the best way.
I mean, all this talk about us men not knowing wht to do (even though you feel compelled to tell us while were operating) makes a man curious into what else he should be trying to do for u girls... so Since we cant put a face to you, nor want to Why dont you explain in detail, what every woman deserves?:)
4 all the dogs on the forum
horus21
24-09-2007, 10:38 AM
Well Said.
great post ^
lemonique
24-09-2007, 10:49 AM
Well I dunno about kids being "corrupted" by this thread, but here's a clip from a popular kids series from the 70's that is an education and a half :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4iqocDXr4
ROFL!!!! 'Lets all get our Twangers out"
Haven't laughed so much in a long time Ha Ha Ha
Thanks Garth
limelady
24-09-2007, 10:51 AM
Im gona bite the bullet, seeing were in the subject.
Can anybody provide the map, and directions to get a woman off in the best way.
I mean, all this talk about us men not knowing wht to do (even though you feel compelled to tell us while were operating) makes a man curious into what else he should be trying to do for u girls... so Since we cant put a face to you, nor want to Why dont you explain in detail, what every woman deserves?:)
4 all the dogs on the forum
If anybody feels compelled to provide horus21 with a detailed "map" and description, please can you PM it to him. :D
Thankyou ;)
cheesedanish
24-09-2007, 11:20 AM
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cheesedanish
24-09-2007, 11:22 AM
I think it is a good cause - Clitoraid - I guess we cannot image the horror
of experiencing something like this and unbelievably this happens!
Im gona bite the bullet, seeing were in the subject.
Can anybody provide the map, and directions to get a woman off in the best way.
I mean, all this talk about us men not knowing wht to do (even though you feel compelled to tell us while were operating) makes a man curious into what else he should be trying to do for u girls... so Since we cant put a face to you, nor want to Why dont you explain in detail, what every woman deserves?:)
4 all the dogs on the forum
go to your local shopping centre, locate the Ann Summers store, go to the back of the shop to the rabbit section and there are plenty of options for you right before your eyes :D
mr_moon
24-09-2007, 02:53 PM
go to your local shopping centre, locate the Ann Summers store, go to the back of the shop to the rabbit section and there are plenty of options for you right before your eyes :D
They sell rabbits? They're so CUDDLY!! ;):p
They sell rabbits? They're so CUDDLY!! ;):p
i see by your statement that you are a proud loving owner of one :p
mr_moon
24-09-2007, 09:49 PM
i see by your statement that you are a proud loving owner of one :p
alas it is merely a small funny dog that looks like a rabbit...but he does like cuddles! xxx
and Doctor Dora shows-up................................................ ................
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majorlee
17-04-2009, 05:02 AM
It doesnt affect me the slightest, it is just inappropriate and quite uncalled for.
This is supposed to be a website where people can explore life and educate themselves.
Im sure no child who has been reccomended this webpage by a caring fellow would ever expect, or even appreciate information on how to adopt a clitoris..
I dont know if its culture clashing or just my own values, but you would never be alone with my children
your really missing the whole point here....
African girls are being mutilated by stupid old belief systems and tranditions
the Clitoraid campaign is trying to help the lives affected by the uneducated so called surgeons that carry out these sick procedures
feel lucky u live in a society which does not implement such horrors on you and your kin
start to open up you childrens minds to sexuality and how its nothing to be ashamed of - the US and Japan is classic example of this...
US has more rapes and sexual offenders yet has a very prude attitide to sex
Japan has festivals with childen sucking penis lollipops and huge falic symbols - in turn they have a very low rape and sexual offenders count, they are not repressed sexually
i ask you this.... can u talk to your children of the wonders of mastubation?