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haukipesukone
27-01-2010, 08:18 PM
I was sick last week, cold or something. I'm better now except that I'm coughing a lot. I've got slime in my throat, sometimes bits of it come loose when I cough.

It's not killing me or anything, but is there some natural remedy that would hasten it's healing/removal?





Alternative explanation for the slime is that maybe my flat mate mouth raped me while I was asleep, but I believe I would've woken up...

thenymph
27-01-2010, 08:36 PM
I was sick last week, cold or something. I'm better now except that I'm coughing a lot. I've got slime in my throat, sometimes bits of it come loose when I cough.

It's not killing me or anything, but is there some natural remedy that would hasten it's healing/removal?


Is it phlegm - coming up from your chest ? If so try my Thyme Tea recipe in this section. Worked a treat for me.


Alternative explanation for the slime is that maybe my flat mate mouth raped me while I was asleep, but I believe I would've woken up...

:D

haukipesukone
27-01-2010, 08:53 PM
Thanks. I'll try that if I can find some thyme. No idea where to get some, especially fresh. Do they sell it at normal grocery stores?

conan1040
27-01-2010, 09:10 PM
I was sick last week, cold or something. I'm better now except that I'm coughing a lot. I've got slime in my throat, sometimes bits of it come loose when I cough.

It's not killing me or anything, but is there some natural remedy that would hasten it's healing/removal?





Alternative explanation for the slime is that maybe my flat mate mouth raped me while I was asleep, but I believe I would've woken up...

take about 6-8 potatoes, skin on and boil them until done, DO NOT pour water out, take lid off, cover your head with towel or some other thick fabric and breathe that hot air in and out, be careful not to burn yourself though! If you have eucaliptus oil or leaves, add some, it'll make the steam even more healing for you. Do it before you go to bed, perhaps several nights in a row until simptoms are gone ... It will help to loose that phlegm. Works for me just fine, just be careful of a hot steam ...

old grandma recipe from up north ...

jp13
27-01-2010, 09:10 PM
You need an expectorant, something that brings the phlegm up and out.
I am not advocating this, but Cannabis is one of the best herbal expectorants, alternatively try a mixture of Elder Flower (Sambucus nigra) Yarrow (Achillea millefolium) and Peppermint (Mentha x piperita) combine it in 3 equal parts, make it into a tea and drink 3 times daily.

steevo
27-01-2010, 09:20 PM
Maybe gargle some whisky/brandy/spirits Hauk ?

h2pogo
27-01-2010, 09:23 PM
drink lemon water and less milk..may be

haukipesukone
27-01-2010, 09:29 PM
Maybe gargle some whisky/brandy/spirits Hauk ?

You are a wise man. The best idea for a cure ever.

thenymph
27-01-2010, 10:17 PM
Thanks. I'll try that if I can find some thyme. No idea where to get some, especially fresh. Do they sell it at normal grocery stores?

Maybe, or in a healthstore - but dried should be ok - better if it's in a bag loose, rather than a small commercially packed bottle, if you know what I mean. Hope you feel better soon.

thenymph
28-01-2010, 12:45 AM
Maybe, or in a healthstore - but dried should be ok - better if it's in a bag loose, rather than a small commercially packed bottle, if you know what I mean. Hope you feel better soon.

Don't forget to try my bed remedy, too. Lie on the bed on your tummy with your head hanging over the edge of the bed - I think gravity helps this position but it also cleared a lot out of my lungs during the last few days !

lauren_almighty
28-01-2010, 05:06 PM
Alternative explanation for the slime is that maybe my flat mate mouth raped me while I was asleep, but I believe I would've woken up...

:eek:
Don't make any accusations too soon. It sounds like phlegm. lol

I think lemon water would help to loosen it.

bob_jones
28-01-2010, 07:24 PM
I was sick last week, cold or something. I'm better now except that I'm coughing a lot. I've got slime in my throat, sometimes bits of it come loose when I cough.

It's not killing me or anything, but is there some natural remedy that would hasten it's healing/removal?





Alternative explanation for the slime is that maybe my flat mate mouth raped me while I was asleep, but I believe I would've woken up...

Since I came back from my cycle ride to Toulon in the south of France my chest has started knocking the smoking mess out.

I gave up for six months when I was 29, a year when I was 30 and stopped when I was 34 and a few months.

I've just gone 36.

But I used to bong a lot of dope as a teenager and my chest was full of bong flecks.

A load of plaque balls, I had one jump onto my lip as I coughed this morning.

It was white and the size of a grape seed.

I smeared it between my fingers and it stunk like used dental floss only stronger.

I have had them from my sinuses too.

And a tar spider, and some orange fungus type plaque balls that may have started off as a carrot that went up with a sneeze.

But worst of all are the fibrotic shades of dead white stuff in sheets and the brown dead tumour that came up Christmas day.

It stunk of dead coffee.

Singing really helps get it up and vibrates it out.

But with all the dormant bugs getting ejected I had a persistent dry cough and itch in the bronchy.

I tried cough mixture but what worked after a day but needed to be kept up for a week to stop re-infection was silver coloid spray.

I inhaled it and hold my breath so it settles on the bronchy.

Now my chest is better.

But the horror show of tar flecks on the white shower tiles had put me off my bike, swimming and running.

But I'm just getting back on the weights and had a good long bog stomping walk yesterday.

Plus I'm still draining the goo out of my head by taking the scabs off sores and really want my leeches again to get the gum out out to get the pressure off my eye balls and nausium from around my ears.

I was poisoned by my mother as a teenager to try and make me elephant man as she was having an afair and under the hypnotic mind control of Agent Y the Cheif Inspector that bribed Henry Paul and set up the murder of Lady Diana.

But when Clive Grove poisoned the drinking water at 22a, New Road in 2004the sores really burst open with the pressure of poison and the healing process started.

I had something like a pair of lips on the side of my head and would pull the scab off at night and there would be goo wicked down my hair in the morning.

This was the summer of 2004 while I lived in a tent in Ireland and was on the run for my life dodging assassins.

No rest on the sick bed for me.

That is why I think the army are a load of mammy's boys who are whinging about helicopters in Afghanistan while the Taliban have none at all.

The summer of 2005 in Lloch Lomand camp site I had to rip a vein open ontop of my head to bleed out the poisons from all the bio-warfare attacks and there was so much sitting on top of my brain it seperated into a seperate layer over night and would not let the blood dry.

Normal blood dose not seperate into layers (without a centrifuge) and just dried to a black cake.

I have to do these litle field operations on myself to keep on the road at times.

I have no sympathy with the army sleeping in baracks while the Taliban are out planting bombs for them.

They should stop moaning like a load of teeage school girls and get out there after dark.

lauren_almighty
28-01-2010, 09:46 PM
Since I came back from my cycle ride to Toulon in the south of France my chest has started knocking the smoking mess out.

I gave up for six months when I was 29, a year when I was 30 and stopped when I was 34 and a few months.

I've just gone 36.

But I used to bong a lot of dope as a teenager and my chest was full of bong flecks.

A load of plaque balls, I had one jump onto my lip as I coughed this morning.

It was white and the size of a grape seed.

I smeared it between my fingers and it stunk like used dental floss only stronger.

I have had them from my sinuses too.

And a tar spider, and some orange fungus type plaque balls that may have started off as a carrot that went up with a sneeze.

But worst of all are the fibrotic shades of dead white stuff in sheets and the brown dead tumour that came up Christmas day.

It stunk of dead coffee.

Singing really helps get it up and vibrates it out.

But with all the dormant bugs getting ejected I had a persistent dry cough and itch in the bronchy.

I tried cough mixture but what worked after a day but needed to be kept up for a week to stop re-infection was silver coloid spray.

I inhaled it and hold my breath so it settles on the bronchy.

Now my chest is better.

But the horror show of tar flecks on the white shower tiles had put me off my bike, swimming and running.

But I'm just getting back on the weights and had a good long bog stomping walk yesterday.

Plus I'm still draining the goo out of my head by taking the scabs off sores and really want my leeches again to get the gum out out to get the pressure off my eye balls and nausium from around my ears.



Yikes! I wouldn't like to be your girlfriend. :eek: :p

21_12_2012
28-01-2010, 10:02 PM
Yikes! I wouldn't like to be your girlfriend. :eek: :p

:eek: you mean..coughing up plaquey, smelly, infected phlegm balls isn't a turn on for women ? :eek:

sofa king
29-01-2010, 03:10 AM
get a neti pot and do nasal irrigation. flushes the mucous and dirt out so that it doesnt slide down the back of your throat.

also flushes viruses to reduce you chance of getting the flu

Neti Pot Demo - YouTube

lauren_almighty
29-01-2010, 05:18 PM
:eek: you mean..coughing up plaquey, smelly, infected phlegm balls isn't a turn on for women ? :eek:

Not only that, but I wouldn't want to kiss that mouth after he coughed one of those up! :eek:

steevo
29-01-2010, 05:20 PM
get a neti pot and do nasal irrigation. flushes the mucous and dirt out so that it doesnt slide down the back of your throat.

also flushes viruses to reduce you chance of getting the flu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp_2dVL9Srs&feature=related

I started a thread ages ago on Neti pots and I tried it out, and I didnt like it AT ALL. It felt wrong (and painful), like I was drowning :eek:

sofa king
29-01-2010, 05:35 PM
I started a thread ages ago on Neti pots and I tried it out, and I didnt like it AT ALL. It felt wrong (and painful), like I was drowning :eek:

if it was painful, your salinity was too high.

correct usage is to add salt but also to add baking soda to bring the ph back to neutral.

body temp water also helps.

I have never, even from the first time, ever felt like I was drowning.

steevo
29-01-2010, 05:38 PM
if it was painful, your salinity was too high.

correct usage is to add salt but also to add baking soda to bring the ph back to neutral.

body temp water also helps.

I have never, even from the first time, ever felt like I was drowning.

It felt to me like there was water in/behind my forehead. It felt wrong.

sofa king
29-01-2010, 05:41 PM
It felt to me like there was water in/behind my forehead. It felt wrong.


maybe you had your head to far back.

the most I ever felt was a slight pressure in my sinus cavities from them being filled.

but I feel so clean after a good flush. I do 8oz per side. My nose feels clean yur your body feels clean after a good, long shower.

steevo
29-01-2010, 05:45 PM
maybe you had your head to far back.

the most I ever felt was a slight pressure in my sinus cavities from them being filled.

but I feel so clean after a good flush. I do 8oz per side. My nose feels clean yur your body feels clean after a good, long shower.

Here (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18913) is my thread that I started on Neti Pots a while back (in case anyone is interested).

sofa king
29-01-2010, 05:52 PM
Here (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18913) is my thread that I started on Neti Pots a while back (in case anyone is interested).

based on that thread (before my time) did you ever go back and try it with salt?

side note, if you can't find sea salt, you can use iodine free kosher salt.

and make sure you put in just a small pinch of baking soda. that is the key.

a proper saline solution (as salty as or a little more than sea water) in body temp water with a touch of baking soda will cause no pain or discomfort.



As far as which pot to use, a small tea pot works just as well as any expensive internet neti pot.

And you do not leave any dirty water in there is you are flushing a full 8 oz and lightly blowing your nose afterwards. Nothing any more dirty or moist than what you started with.

steevo
29-01-2010, 06:00 PM
based on that thread (before my time) did you ever go back and try it with salt?

side note, if you can't find sea salt, you can use iodine free kosher salt.

and make sure you put in just a small pinch of baking soda. that is the key.

a proper saline solution (as salty as or a little more than sea water) in body temp water with a touch of baking soda will cause no pain or discomfort.



As far as which pot to use, a small tea pot works just as well as any expensive internet neti pot.

And you do not leave any dirty water in there is you are flushing a full 8 oz and lightly blowing your nose afterwards. Nothing any more dirty or moist than what you started with.

Thanks for the tips SK.
I never tried the neti pot again, but who knows ONE DAY, I may give it another go if I get desperate.

aronia
04-02-2010, 01:16 PM
This is simply a mucus problem stemming from the wrong diet. Too much mucus within the system leading to a natural cleansing of the system by itself quite possibly bought on by the cold weather triggering much internal heat. This then causes the body to heat up the mucus into a more liquid solution ready for expelling. Once the mucus level reaches a certain point during this triggering session bacteria will be produced to cleanse the body quicker. These bacteria will eat fifty times their own body weight and excrement only two percent of it, their very efficient indeed. If you're too filthy internally then a protein solvent has to be produced and this is what you'd know of as a virus. As said above this person must remove all dairy and meats from their diet or dramatically reduce their intake. Keep Beer, greasy foods, white Sugar, Yeast, Tofu and Wheat to a minimum these are horrible damp causers along with the diary and meats. They must learn and follow the 'Mucusless Diet System' by Professor Arnold Ehret and Dr John Ray Christopher. Herbs like Cayenne and Garlic help remove excessive mucus. This is partly due to them combating the dampness and cold within the system. Excessive mucus is such a nuisance as it locally constipates the entire system and will certainly cause blockage of the Qi energy. I would suggest cutting back on fluids whilst utilising some heating foods and herbs as mentioned above. You must address the Spleen which will be deficient and also the Kidney which may need to have some fire present. That would mean specific herbs tailored to this need. For instance for the Spleen we'd use Huang Qi which is warming along with Jujube and Hoelen which are both neutral and perfect for this condition. For the Kidneys you'd utilise broomrape, goji berry, Squaw root and Eucommia. We'd want to also look at improving the Liver function by utilising a formula of Artichoke and Ginger. Some good foods etc to have would be Aduki or Kidney beans, Onion, Pumpkin, Radish, Turnip, Alfalfa, Cherry, Chestnut, Coconut, Molasses, Shitake mushroom, Nutmeg, Potato, Raspberry, Rosemary, Sage, Squash, Sweet Potato, Walnut, Yam, Cinnamon, Vinegar, Peach, Plum, Almond, Asparagus and thyme. Craig


Mucusless Diet System by Professor Arnold Ehret

http://www.fasting.ws/order/free/mucusless-diet-healing-system.pdf

Dr. John R. Christopher's
"Mucusless Diet"

The second step to healing the body is for an individual to eliminate the mucus-forming foods from the diet. Using this procedure, not only are the sinuses, the bronchi, and the lungs cleared but also the constipating mucus (catarrh) in the tissues of the body from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet.

If this diet is followed as outlined, we guarantee that after a short time you will have much more satisfaction from the foods we recommend, for better health, than you ever had from the food of your former diet.

Now, what can you eat?

The Do's:

Any whole, live, raw foods. Fruits, vegetables, whole grains, nuts, seeds, and a small amount of fresh fish or chemical free chicken.

The Dont's:

Salt, eggs, all refined sugars, meat, all milk products, flours and flour products.

Do not be concerned because this diet omits meat and the commercial types of protein and don't worry about adding protein, as you will get all that you need in these foods. The gorilla is built on the same order as the human being, and he gets all the protein he needs from just fruits, nuts and seeds.

The best food to start the day is fresh fruit or a good low heated whole grain. This should be a cereal in its wholesome state (with life in it). It can be prepared in a thermos bottle: Take a thermos bottle, fill in the early afternoon or evening one-third full of grain, then finish filling the thermos bottle with boiling water. Turn the thermos over two or three times to mix the grain and water. The next morning the grain is ready for consumption.

Sprouted grains are another excellent and nutritious food source. Alternate the grains.

Almost any live seed or grain can be sprouted, find the one you like and enjoy.

Fruit and vegetable juices along with dried fruits are another wonderful source for this diet.

There are also thousands of salad combinations available, with some investigation and experimentation, you will never run short of interesting combinations. This diet can be challenging as well as rewarding. The health and wellness that will result from following this diet is reward enough.

gods sun
04-02-2010, 05:03 PM
have a roll up lol.